#ill probably apologize

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ha i just found the glass i bought from claires in middle school theyre not sunglasses theyre like sight help glasses just without any prescription bc i have near perfect vision but i bought them because a pretty girl told me id look cute in glasses she told me in school and i went to the mall like the next weekend to buy glasses 

this is the same pretty girl who i apologized to when she hit the desk holding my very hot soup that spilled into my lap

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yall joke about john mulaney’s “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you.“ but in seventh grade a pretty girl bumped the table that my hot soup was on and it spilled into my lap and I actually apologized to her