#told me

[chlorinegas66]

"Draw women... draw women pele do it" Says the evil yuri worm in my brain

[barren-heart]

I haven’t woken up to news like this since the US went blue in 2020 and destiel went canon.

[beachhotdog]

Tagging you! Your assignment: Describe your Blorbo in five words, then pass this on to five people!

"devotion doesn't hinge on sex" <- i don't remember where i found this but it's saved in my viago notes lmao

[olispaghetti]

all my cake ladies drawings in one post because icba HSHDHD

[candy-fae]

IiiiIIIIIIIIITS MY BIRTHDAY!

I’m. Having a not great birthday!!

But I am a year older today none the less, and will try to get my hands on some cake, and try to have a good time.

Please send me some art requests, perFERRABLLY of blorbos. Or ponies. Or like. My ocs. I wanna talk about my little guys on my birthday.

[mirandagabrielle]

This outfit got me a guy’s phone number

[icat4ever]

Jesse is bisexual. He has to be. this is man child is NOT straight. He’s a leftist socialist. Like he’s a drug addict, no way he’s a right winger cis straight man. Like look at him. Like adhd bisexual with heavy sensory issues (that’s why he wears oversized clothing) he smokes bc it makes his brain calm as opposed to when he’s not high and his adhd makes his brain crowded as hell. This is true, it’s canon, Vince Gilligan called me to confirm. I swear he showers, he just looks like that. His parents didn’t care that Jesse had trouble at school during elementary, they thought he was lazy.

Jesse definitely cried on his first day of school and latched onto his parents legs and his mom kicked him in the head and threw him in class it’s true I saw it. She said “ew a cockroach”. Nah but fr his teacher would call his parents about his behaviour and they would get mad at him. The school recommended a adhd diagnosis and his dad “that shit ain’t real”

He also hates right clothes bc he feels trapped in them. Fr he’s hot. He kissed one of male students in his class (no homo) and realized he likes guys and the guy made fun of Jesse. I headcanon he was an unpopular shy guy.

WALTER THE PIECE OF SHIT WOULD CALL JESSE MR POPULAR AND SAY “I know you don’t give a shit about my class bc ur cool and popular or Whatever” and the students would laugh but not at Walter but at Jesse bc he had no friends. He would eat in walters class headcanon.

HES SO BISEXUAL FUNNY

He’s so stupid (affectionate) I love my baby girl