#illegal behavior

[auroraboringaliceinwonderland]

Sometimes the allergies come to a point where you just have to be like Shealtiel and take a lemon coughdrop.

[miscreantahead]

Was missing writing fanfiction while thinking about Kayne talking about all the different universes and then started thinking about my favorite trope, universe swapping, and this dribbled out of me:

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“Hello,” the man breathed the word out, and John raised his brow at him. He might’ve checked over his shoulder to see if the man was talking to someone else, but the guy was looking directly into his eyes. They seemed to bored into his soul, even.

“What’s your name?” He asked, breathy once again, and before John could respond to the initial greeting. He hadn’t wanted to respond out of politeness, but because going speechless because some asshole on the street was staring him down did not fit his reputation.

“Why are you staring at me?” John demanded just after the question was asked if only to avoid another pause that made him look caught off guard.

“Is your name John?” The man didn’t seem intimidated, he took a small but bold step forward and cocked his head, never breaking eye-contact. As John wondered where he knew this freak from, the man’s eyes downcast and he mumbled something like, “I suppose it doesn’t have to be…”

He had an English accent, and his face wasn’t exactly forgettable. Nothing about him intimidated John but he didn’t have the eyes of someone just anyone would want to fuck with, either. So who was he? How did he know John’s name?

“Listen,” he said, taking a step forward and on reflex John took a step back, “my name is Arthur Lester— I… I think I know you.”

“You think you know me?” John snarled. “What, do you have amnesia? Seeking out long lost relationships? I’ve never seen you before," he was certain.

The man’s eyes widened then he covered his mouth with his hand, covering an odd smile, his breath beginning to come out in little pants.

“Your voice is different…” he said from behind his hand, “… but you talk just like him.”

“What?” John wondered if he was dealing with someone who’d actually lost their mind.

“I’m sorry, this doesn’t make any sense to you. If I’d had more time to think this through I would have been more… subtle, I—,”

“This doesn’t make any sense to me,” John took an aggressive step forward, “I suggest you get the fuck out of my face.”

The man froze, and at first John thought he was terrified, but after a moment of observing his expression, John was sure it wasn’t that. It was something else, he was holding something else back. It unsettled John even further, especially given that John had a few inches on him vertically and horizontally. He should have been terrified, and if he didn’t start acting that way soon, John was going to show him why.

“Listen, John, or—,”

“How do you know my name?” John demanded.

“So it is John?”

Why the fuck is he smiling?

“That’s…” Arthur was almost laughing, “that either makes total sense or no sense at all, or is at least statistically unlikely, I—,” he put his hand over his mouth again to stifle more of his gentle, confusing laughter, “…it’s nice to see you, John,” he said, looking him in the eye again.

John stood still, eyes narrowed, head cocked, trying to tell himself he was all irritated or all creeped out, not a fraction of intrigue.

“I told you, I don’t know you,” John insisted.

“I know you don’t, but I know you, John.”

Why’s he say my name like that?

He turned his head to look across the street, gaze focusing on the bar on the other side for a few seconds, before he looked back at John.

“Would you allow me to buy you a drink?” He asked.

John narrowed his eyes, tried not to look taken aback, and said, “fine.”

[f1tf]

Somebody stop him! 🫠

[fulcrumstardust]

a wild gecko landed on me today and I don't know which one of us had the biggest fright

[bergarachan]

celeste just told me shes a cars stan....... at dawn we rise

[icubud]

ANTIFA PUBLICLY ORGANIZING TERROR ATTACKS ON ICE FACILITIES IN TEXAS

ANTIFA PUBLICLY ORGANIZING TERROR ATTACKS ON ICE FACILITIES IN TEXAS

Plz note the dead ice agents in their cartoon

Click on the border resistance link in the post to see their call to action and so on.

DOES THIS NOT RATE AS DOMESTIC TERRORISM?

https://www.infowars.com/antifa-publicly-organizing-terror-attacks-on-ice-facilities-in-texas/

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[jjamjamm]

every. single. year. my mother asks for something for christmas and right when I go to buy it for her she buys it for herself and gets it before christmas

[cymbie8]

My sister: I'm not much of a fence climber.

Me: I'm too much of a goody two shoes to climb fences.

My sister: I just. Don't like climbing fences.

Me: Oh. I do.

Me: my brain says ohohoho illegal shenanigans

Me: but the rest of me is like oh nooooooooo I am the worst kind of person! A dirty rotten criminal!!!