#illinoisproblems

[bisexual-fox-mulder]

Midwestern culture is telling people youre late because you got stuck behind a tractor on your way over and then finding out like six other people used that excuse and only one of them was telling the truth

[omniscribe]

Vacation

Me: I'm going to read in my hammock in the sun like I should do because I'm on summer break

Mosquitoes: 'Sup?

Sun: 'SUP?

Me 5 minutes later: I'm going to read on my couch under the fan in my living room because outside can suck it.

[bisexual-fox-mulder]

Valid reasons why illinois is the greatest state alive