#illuso speaks

[manofthemirror]

Yes, the "of the Mirror" part is nonoptional!!

Hello, my name is Illuso, and I've decided to join tumblr.

I'm not sure what an "ask blog" is, but I do like answering questions! So, ask away!

NOTE: I, his boss, will also be here. To ensure no sensitive information is leaked. -R. N

(Does he seriously not trust me to run a blog? Hmph.)

hii this is mod !!

both illuso and risotto are open for questions atm, but risotto is likely to be more standoffish about them. please be light on nsfw questions, don't be too rude (though if they're rude first you can go right ahead lmao... just don't overdo it - also don't take their attitude to heart, please!!), ocs are fine (tbh whomever is free to interact, i am a very chill person), and just.. generally have fun :D !!

some asks may come with doodles (and you can request as such)

also

magic anons r ok but please don't make them go on too long HAHA

illuso is a big time yearner @ formaggio, you can tease him about that (mod enjoys forluso)

risotto has something going on (🏳️‍🌈) with prosciutto. i won't say you can't tease him about it, but it will be your funeral /silly

you can flirt with illuso it's funny. but risotto is arospec and will not be interested

risotto has anemia

illuso is transmasc :]

i am open to both sillying and seriousing :P will simply match my partner's tone cause i enjoy either... risotto and illuso both type relatively formally though so keep that in mind (and you might be able to make them crack if you try hard enough <3)

inspired by blogs like @narancia-answers, @ask-mista-and-friends, @ask-pannacotta-fugo, etc :) y'all are cool

[manofthemirror]

Do you wear wigs?

WHY YOU.

You think this hair isn't natural? You think my locks are artificial, you think I would settle for using a facade? How dare you. Every strand of my hair is dutifully taken care of with shampoo and conditioner, and a process I will not go into lest you make a fool of it. Fuck you.

I will personally ensure you'll never trust a reflective surface again.

[manofthemirror]

If you guys weren't hitmen what do you think you two be doing in life?

...Maybe modelling, though. Something I know would disappoint my dear mother, ha. -I

[manofthemirror]

Who is your least favorite teammate? I wanna hear some gossip.. 👀👀

Gossip's always better than those annoyingly introspective questions. So inquire away. -I

[manofthemirror]

Id like to pull a Gwess on ratluso for his final ratluso post

(Is this what you meant. Look at him he's all cozy.)

(gaussian blur rat illuso - 5/5)

POOF.

[manofthemirror]

need rat trap 💔

(Just try him. He's in the mirror and you're not.)

(gaussian blur rat illuso - 4/5)

[manofthemirror]

Get weezered lmao

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🟦 🟦🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🟦🟦

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(gaussian blur rat illuso - 3/5)

[manofthemirror]

illuso...? are you a... a gaussian rat? how did this happen? how can something like this happen at all? oh, it's fascinating!!! what would happen if i borrowed some of your fur? or one of those whiskers? will it continue to be blurry? will it finally materialize into a comprehendable physical form? i have to study this.. come here.

- @ask-melmel

SQUEAK

(Ratluso does not approach.)

(gaussian blur rat illuso - 2/5)