la squadra's best

Blog run by both Illuso and Risotto Nero. We will both answer your questions! (I didn't agree to that. -R.N)

[manofthemirror]

Yes, the "of the Mirror" part is nonoptional!!

Hello, my name is Illuso, and I've decided to join tumblr.

I'm not sure what an "ask blog" is, but I do like answering questions! So, ask away!

NOTE: I, his boss, will also be here. To ensure no sensitive information is leaked. -R. N

(Does he seriously not trust me to run a blog? Hmph.)

hii this is mod !!

both illuso and risotto are open for questions atm, but risotto is likely to be more standoffish about them. please be light on nsfw questions, don't be too rude (though if they're rude first you can go right ahead lmao... just don't overdo it - also don't take their attitude to heart, please!!), ocs are fine (tbh whomever is free to interact, i am a very chill person), and just.. generally have fun :D !!

some asks may come with doodles (and you can request as such)

also

magic anons r ok but please don't make them go on too long HAHA

illuso is a big time yearner @ formaggio, you can tease him about that (mod enjoys forluso)

risotto has something going on (🏳️‍🌈) with prosciutto. i won't say you can't tease him about it, but it will be your funeral /silly

you can flirt with illuso it's funny. but risotto is arospec and will not be interested

risotto has anemia

illuso is transmasc :]

i am open to both sillying and seriousing :P will simply match my partner's tone cause i enjoy either... risotto and illuso both type relatively formally though so keep that in mind (and you might be able to make them crack if you try hard enough <3)

inspired by blogs like @narancia-answers, @ask-mista-and-friends, @ask-pannacotta-fugo, etc :) y'all are cool

[manofthemirror]

Who is your least favorite teammate? I wanna hear some gossip.. 👀👀

Gossip's always better than those annoyingly introspective questions. So inquire away. -I

[manofthemirror]

If you guys weren't hitmen what do you think you two be doing in life?

...Maybe modelling, though. Something I know would disappoint my dear mother, ha. -I

[manofthemirror]

If you guys weren't hitmen what do you think you two be doing in life?

...Maybe modelling, though. Something I know would disappoint my dear mother, ha. -I

[manofthemirror]

What's your favorite color both of you?

Heh, easily yellow. -I

I don't really have a favorite color. -R. N.

[manofthemirror]

// ask box is empty btw -mod

[manofthemirror]

// ask box is empty btw -mod

[manofthemirror]

Id like to pull a Gwess on ratluso for his final ratluso post

(Is this what you meant. Look at him he's all cozy.)

(gaussian blur rat illuso - 5/5)

POOF.

[manofthemirror]

// ask box is empty btw -mod

[manofthemirror]

need rat trap 💔

(Just try him. He's in the mirror and you're not.)

(gaussian blur rat illuso - 4/5)

[manofthemirror]

Get weezered lmao

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(gaussian blur rat illuso - 3/5)

[manofthemirror]

illuso...? are you a... a gaussian rat? how did this happen? how can something like this happen at all? oh, it's fascinating!!! what would happen if i borrowed some of your fur? or one of those whiskers? will it continue to be blurry? will it finally materialize into a comprehendable physical form? i have to study this.. come here.

- @ask-melmel

SQUEAK

(Ratluso does not approach.)

(gaussian blur rat illuso - 2/5)

[narancia-answers]

@giorno-askvanna @ask-bucciarati @ask-mista @ask-crappy-mista @ask-diokids @abbacchio-answers @inquirepannacottafugo2

I keep seeing those BITCHES from La Squadra around, so keep an eye out. They're probably tryin to sell drugs on here or something like that

[inquirepannacottafugo2]

I swear to God if that brunet bastard is around...

[narancia-answers]

Which one FUgo?

@manofthemirror or @ask-the-better-illuso 🤔

[manofthemirror]

Oh, you bastard. We're hitmen, not drug sellers.

...Wish we were though.

[ask-melmel]

thnk u TRUH-MEN-DOUSLY 4 vsiting mah blog1! wth myspace down, i need a dffrnt avnue 2 share mah thoughtz & feelngz on teh World Wide Web... & tumblr haz a bootiful ask functn 2, meaninnng each & evry 1 of u who r lucky 2 come in contct wit mah blerg can snd meh ur brilliant thoughtz, feelingz, & questionz!!1!1!!!

herez sum rulez 4 teh blog below !!1!1!!!

numbah 1. i dnt mind nsfw askz but dnt try 2 be weird lil freakz abt it... i wnt answrr anyting that wuld make meh uncomfi lolz

numah 2. b respectfull, ofc!

numbah 3. get slly w it !! 4 most postz i'll be replyig in leet/rawr speak, but sumtimez i'll reply w moar grammatically correct text if it's a more serious topic <- mah example

numbah 4. obvi ths iz a very hc heavy vers of melone, being a scene king and such :3 ill play around w that and probz drop sum art 4 him, but w tat beign said i wnt b drawign 4 Most askz nyehe

ok thatz all 4 now!!! idk what othr rulez 2 add so i'll add as tiem goez on!!1!!!

(mod: as for the general plot, it'll be pretty up in the air for the most part, but this will be an "everyone lives but now they live with disabilities" universe. melone has troubles speaking due to the snake bite and is blind in one eye :3 the other team members may or may not speak if asked for, but this is a melone centric blog! so keep that in mind)

[manofthemirror]

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(gaussian blur rat illuso - 1/5)

[manofthemirror]

Woe, gaussian blur wizard be upon ye!

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(gaussian blur rat illuso - 0/5)

[manofthemirror]

Have you worn wigs?

Don't project on me. It's not my fault you people lead sad, sorry lives where the only kind of handsomeness you'll ever achieve is synthetic.

I'll make it so you have another reason not to look at your mirror.