— impavide

you don't ask questions and i don't need to. ➨ melanie breen. intelligence analyst for mi6. ➨ independent oc. will roleplay with any fandoms. nsfw may occur.

[d--eactivated]

o p e n ;

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"I’m almost entirely sure that I had some. But then again, my memory is almost alarmingly terrible sometimes, so I really couldn’t say. It’ll be the death of me."

[melaniebreen]

            "You ought to work on that. There may befall upon you a time where stationary is utterly compulsory  Then what would you do?"

           "What are you working on, anyway?"

[warfinisher]

“'Noon to you as well, Melanie.  There’s been a sudden desire for the return of the exploding pen.  The 00s are calling for an exploding pencil.  What next?  An exploding eraser?  Goodness, they’re driving me mad.”

[melaniebreen]

          "Impressive. Exploding stationary may just be your calling. An odd legacy to leave,  but a legacy nonetheless."

[bxmbastic]

                ‘Not at the moment.’

[melaniebreen]

          "Terrific. When you conjure something up, do not hesitate to contact me."

[starsweptnight]

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o p e n ;

[d--eactivated]

"Seems to me the world is conspiring against me. Or something like that— perhaps a little dramatic."

[melaniebreen]

"A tad theatrical. I wouldn't count a lack of stationary a cause for so much alarm. You might want to keep a few pens in your desk in the future."

[consultingsister-archive]

+ [ 2 ] turned up;

[consultingsister-archive]

  “Eh… well, I hope it’s close—-

                  it’s like five minutes to.”

[melaniebreen]

"Four blocks...

                   —Should have taken a taxi."

[d--eactivated]

o p e n ;

[d--eactivated]

"So close, and yet so far! It’s a start, though."

[melaniebreen]

"Unfortunately our whole division appears to have exhausted it's stash of A4. That and the printer's jammed. Typical."

[d--eactivated]

o p e n ;

"There are epitaphs to be written and I have no pen or paper— A tragedy in our times, truly.”

[melaniebreen]

"I can offer my own pen, although with nothing to write on it'll do no good."

[karengillandaily]

[consultingsister-archive]

+ [ 2 ] turned up;

+melaniebreen

+behindthesexhazeleyes

[consultingsister-archive]

  “Watch where you’re going!”

[melaniebreen]

"Sorry!

           Hey, have you got the time? I'm supposed to be somewhere at six."

[onlyplan-deactivated20141008]

"Yes, that certainly does beg the question." Jim was smiling. Why would he be smiling?

[melaniebreen]

       "Care to answer it?"

[cleverq]

     ”—You and the rest of the world. 

          Nothing to be done about it now, however.” 

     ”As it stands, tomorrow’s global morning newscast will be overrun with reports of a gas leak at the Somalian embassy—by which time, with any luck, we will have already extracted and secured 005. But, that aside—”

     ”A problem with one of the lasers, you say?”

[melaniebreen]

"Hm.— 

               — All in a day's work, I suppose."

            "Yes. I do not flatter myself as anything close to a technology expert, though as far as the influx of e-mails care to describe they are 'short-circuiting' and 'emitting feeble whines'.

     "I suggest a recall."

[forcountryandqueen-deactivated2]

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[forcountryandqueen-deactivated2]

"I’m still deciding on that. My mind doesn’t change easily."

[melaniebreen]

"I suppose we're brushing over just the other week in which I delivered compromising information vital to your assignment at precisely the last moment."

"I understand. Newbie badge, and all that."

[cleverq]

     ”I’m afraid you’ll have to be more specific, Melanie.”

     ”005 appears to have leveled half of Kenya this afternoon and I’ve since been inundated with crisis assessments and interdepartmental politics.”

[melaniebreen]

          "— ...I wasn't informed."

        "There's been a problem concerning one of your inventions. A laser something-or-other. I suppose it can wait until tomorrow."

                      " – Anything I can do to help?"

[melaniebreen]

"You must be Sherlock Holmes.

        Only Consulting Detective in the world."

[melaniebreen]

         "Did you recieve my e-mail, Q?"

[melaniebreen]

            "From what I've heard, you don't allow yourself to be found often. This, however,   was easy enough.

                            Why?"