Hello yes I gotta lotta problems with you person
1. Too charming
2. Too funny
3. Too good at writing
4. Too kind and supportive
In conclusion please refer back to this list as needed
This bitch right here you guys. I’ve know Arch for like 15 years at this point (we met in 2006, I think?) and she’s held on to all these grievances for SO LONG and just now pops them out like a fucking nuclear can of Pillsbury Grands Biscuits.
You wanna dance, professor?
1. Too smrt
2. Too good at wearing red lipstick (it’s a PROBLEM)
3. Way, way too good at encouraging me to write Dumbledore/Dobby fanfiction when I was in my 20s
4. Too in Iowa so I can’t go to her house and lie on the couch and talk about how the framing device of a guy telling story in 1800s literature is totally echoed in the Princess Bride but also Midsummers Nights Dream
( Anonymously tell me a problem you have with me. )
