Lauren should I watch the gay hockey show. Cons: I have a child and a thesis to write and a big deadline in February. Pros: it looks hot
Pros of watching the gay hockey show:
The sex scenes are meticulously choreographed to not only be hot, but also so that each one tells you something about these characters and how they relate to each other.
The show is literally invested in telling a story of queer joy. They donât get hate crimed, no one gets HIV, no one dies from being too gay. For the most part the antagonist is hyper macho sports culture, not overt violent homophobia.
Both the leads went to the Patrick Stewart school of âfuck you for thinking my show is sillyâ and act their arcs with the gravitas of a production of Angels in America
The supporting women are so, so important. This is a romance where most of the main characters actually have people they love outside of each other (RIP Scott Hunter you are a lonely old man) and it is beautiful.
Whoever did the cinematography on this Canadian tax-funded hockey yaoi thinks that every frame of film is an audition for the fucking louvre and you can look at it all the time.
The soundtrack slaps.
Itâs only 6 episodes and theyâre all less than an hour so itâs not like you have to commit fully to six seasons and a movie. But there will be a season two, so the longer you wait the more catching up youâll need to do.
Connor Storrieâs accent work and Hudson Williamsâ microexpressions will crawl into your soul and you will never escape them, nor will you want to.
The characters make me feel like I did walking out of The Avengers (2012) but now Iâm 41 and have a mortgage alongside my silly little smut hobby.
The fandom is unhinged and active.
Cons of watching the gay hockey show:
Jacob Tierney clearly paid an Etsy witch to cast a spell on his show and I live in constant fear of being compelled to join a gay mob and do gay crimes.
You will need to wait for the kid to go to sleep or be otherwise occupied because if they walk in while Shane is riding Ilya like heâs trying to get a gold medal in dressage, youâre going to have to explain some things.
Youâre not going to want to write your thesis unless you can change your topic to âTender Glances and Yearning: An Exploration of Masculinity, Hockey, and Gay Sex in Heated Rivalry through an Aristotelian Lensâ.
Rachel Reid cut her teeth on fanfic and it shows at times, but this could also go in the pros column because the tropey lines are weirdly comforting at the same time as youâre giggling to yourself about a man actually telling someone to âfucking make meâ come.
No matter what you do, none of these young, hot people are going to want to fuck you and you just have to live with that.
If youâre not into Alpha/Omega shit, you may have to do some fanfic filtering because the fandom has decided that it is a moral imperative to put these men into pregnancy situations. There is other good stuff! Lots of it! But reading tags is more important than ever.
Should you watch it? Yes. Yes you should. Should you watch it now? Also yes. Come be unhinged with me, itâs more fun with friends.












