#ilu_bitch.vine

[stvrmwitch]

no offense but you guys are all missing out on being friends with me and if I tell you I’m working on a new gay fantasy wip this is......... the most valid way to respond

anyway I have a new gay fantasy wip that’s barely two hours old but I love her

[stvrmwitch]

may i present to you some real bullshit about the fictional love of my life Mordechai Elías Benaroya

@ryeezahwrites​

[stvrmwitch]

@judaism-unsolved replied to your post “@judaism-unsolved replied to your post “I have a very specific brand...”

adfaljdhlsdkj well if it makes u feel any better it's a fuckin amazing idea and this is what i mean by 'we can be disasters and legit at the same time' bc i'm p sure being messy as hell is what constantly generates wild wip ideas on the fly

I’m invested in this stupid prince. like he’s probably not even a prince. like what if he and some friends were like getting drunk in the mountains (as one does) and they’re just like ‘bro is that a fkn dragon’ and someone else is like ‘dude how would you even fuck a dragon’ and then they decide they’re Knights and just track that big bird down only to find a princess and a mountain castle and like the dragon’s like unamused yet intrigued about this Quest™ to fuck her?him?them?idk and they’re like ‘alright woo me bitch’ and like the dragon and princess are suddenly judges on a panel of the hottest new game show Who Gets to Fuck the Dragon?!

u can roast me now it’s what I deserve for publicly posting this

[stvrmwitch]

so i ran the roast me or toast me version of my new wip idea by @judaism-unsolved. my heart grew three sizes when they toasted me so now the idea is valid and I’ll make a less word vomity version and share later because woof this may be my nano project now

[stvrmwitch]

@judaism-unsolved replied to your post “hm.. do I give into the urge to start another sideblog for just hockey...”

side blog! SIDE BLOG! S I DE B L O G! pls i can't be the only one w 5 side blogs, it's sad

ry why are u such a bad influence shut ur trap i already have like three sideblogs i fail to maintain (i love u tho and i’m gonna do it)

[stvrmwitch]

I used to think this was the only valid take,

but it turns out there’s a third thing a woman needs, and it’s friends like my main ho @judaism-unsolved hitting a broom against ur cranium and telling ur demons to g e t . f u c k t

​and that’s what we call bi/les solidarity folks

[stvrmwitch]

@judaism-unsolved replied to your post “You should read mirror mask by Neil Gaiman i enjoyed it. And it took...”

Just for this, next time you say "roast me or toast me" im gonna fuckin roast u

oh worm?

roast me or toast me: avengers mouseketeers au

[stvrmwitch]

I hope, should I ever gain traction as an author, that my legacy is for being an unparalleled source for monsterfucking propaganda