Feb 28, 2021
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s2!captain swan for @one-with-the-wind-and-snow ❤️
hello maeve :') im going around & asking about their thoughts on pregnancy sex w/ ani because im having baby fever atm tho idk why. so if you have any i'd love to know 🥺 -julia
I despise the thought of being pregnant or having kids but I love you so I’m going to pretend my preferences don’t exist for a moment so that I can serve my queen:
Hi guys I’m Maeve and I love kids. I love pregant people. I so desperately want to be pregnant. Let’s do some Headcanons on Anakin fucking a Pregnant reader:
TW: pregnancy
So exactly what @sunsetkenobi said— he’d be so careful.
Like he would rather jump off a moving speeder than hurt you in ANY way, cause if he hurts you then he hurts his kid and he just can’t take that guilt.
So basically for 9 whole months you get soft ani sex and that’s it.
From the moment you find out and are barely showing, to the day you’re about to pop— doesnt matter how desparate or feral you are, Anakin’s not risking it.
(And he can be quite stern about it 😳)
You know him, he’s so over the top and dramatic about some stuff, especially the safety of people he loves. So if you wanna be on top he’ll be like “No, nope, absolutely not.”
“Why not???”
“That can’t be good for the baby.”
“😠😠😠🔪🔪🔪”
He’s so enamored by your belly when you’re in action. Like, a lot of the focus is there because he’s so happy and excited.
So many kisses and gentle caresses just because he can.
Some days you feel nasty and don’t want him to touch you at all, some days you will Die if his penis is not scrambling your guts right this instant. He just goes where the waves take him 🥴
Meaning he’s down for whatever, whenever you want it.
Just wants to serve you and pay you back a little for going through so much to carry his child.
All in all, you’ll be getting the softest, sweetest, very romantic, loving, careful sex. Not very rough or kinky, that has to hold off until you’re all better, but still very very good.
Always wants to go slow, even tho it’s hard for him sometimes, and you promise him you’ll be okay, but he just wants to be careful.
Such a worrier.
But he treats you like a princess 🥺
Wait fuck I gotta add that well.. at a certain stage.. you’re not able to... well... reach your own cooch. Or see it for the matter. So it can be hard to get ready, but Anakin completely understands of course and sometimes may even offer to help you out. Like a good man 😭 bc he’s such a good man 😭 such a good, good man—
*sorry i get a bit cracky for the rest whoops*
Lmao imagine he tries to speak to it while dick deep inside you 🥰🥰
“HEY LIL MAN/LADY HOW U DOIN?? DONE MARINATING YET?? UR MAMA WANTS TO STOP PEEING THE BED ANY DAY NOW”
“HERE COMES THE TRAIN CHOO CHOO”
“DONT GRAB MY DICK I MEAN IT 🤧 I FEEL ONE DEVELOPING HAND ON MY SHAFT AND I WILL PULL A LUKE SKYWALKER ON UR FETUS ASS”
Fun fact my first ever headcanon of Anakin Skywalker was that bc he was theoretically conceived by the force, which is what makes his midichlorian count so high, that makes his jizz, like, super fertile. And that’s why Padme got pregnant when they weren’t even trying, with twins no less. He’s got some superhuman cum 🥰🥰🥰.
Anyway baby and Anakin have a pre-sex hype up chant. It goes like this:
Anakin: “This is where the—?”
Baby (muffled voice): “fun begins!”
Anakin motorboats ur pussylips and the damn baby giggles from inside like he just blew it a rasberry
Okay maeve you caN STOP NOW
I would die for Julia Lepetit
I have absolutely no explanation for this, other than to say I should not be allowed to make edits
THIS RULES THANK YOU FOR THE SUBMISSION @trademarknickersoncharm
today looks like a day to love @beginagain
So @davidpatricks and I are talking through our fic for open fic night and I was telling her an idea and she literally said “Jesus Christ, Emma, why do you hate joy” to me so look forward to that angst coming to an ao3 near you on June 22!
thats right bitch im hanzo on main
Hello! My name is Molly and welcome to my home. As you can see, it is made entirely out of snow. Come on in and I'll make you some hot cocoa and read to you my PhD thesis on Major Miles' left bicep
I’M CR YING THIS IS GOLD, 12/10 and you know i honestly would have written that thesis by now if we had actually been allowed to See his left bicep
(from this)