Classics-themed quotes from my friendgroup and that I have overheard in class (after 1 year in uni):
"Don't quote Aristotle at me at 3 am!"
"I want a pet Gaul so baddddd! They're so cute!"
"If the Greeks don't like big dicks, why should I?"
"Oh, don't worry, I'm not drinking that much wine: two thirds of it is water. I'm the anti-Marc Antony"
"I don't have time to work out, I have to decline τίθημι again"
"Fuck you, I had to use wiktionary to read your texts!!!"
"There's only one Cicero x Clodius fic on ao3?!?! I am utterly disappointed"
Teacher: "smt smt δισκοβόλος"; Literally all the (8) students: "....like a discoball?"
"Rome fell when plagues and inflation made it trip it down the stairs and the Barbarians spat on its face"
"Perhaps the real meaning of ago, agere is the friends we made along the way..."
"Antigone? More like Anti-gone, am I right? 'Cause she's dead... Sorry."
When being questioned about being late to class:"Octavian sent his ghouls to beat me up, actually."
"I don't know... What with my essay having been written by means of a-- Jesus I need to sleep."
Part 2 when school starts again ig














