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Day one of getting lerual to have gay emotions. Success. Ok so that wraps up our challenge, uhhh I guess I'll see you all next time.

I keep saying I’m gonna make handpies and then I just ??¿??

me: updates fic that is well-over an hour long read so i shouldnt be expecting anything but static for at least an hour

also me: refreshes all of my tabs every 2 minutes, begging for a notification and every scrap of a reaction i can get from people reading the fic

my diet during ramadan while i’m fasting: lots of water, limited sugar, good carb/protein ratio

my diet during ramadan when i’m on my period: cake, coffee, unfrosted poptarts

Oh fuck...

I got too many bubbles

Someone throw me off of a cliff. I’m too trash to exist.

I literally cannot verbalize what happened in the last hour

Oh hey i just realized

Max crying might not be the worst thing ever

I might be able to use his tears to create an infinite supply of oxygen and power

Hm......

#im despicable