#im doing it wrong

[belle-of-a-time]

I’m trying to make bread and I keep instinctively wedging the dough because im a fucking ceramics student and then panicking because im supposed to put air INTO the dough. I got a rams head going before I realized :((( my bread making brother is out of town looking at culinary colleges and I’m out here removing the air from bread.

[sassh0l3]

Can I have a do over on life? Lmao

I don’t think you’re supposed to be spending nice Saturday’s on the couch watching riverdale 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

[personalcyn]

Someone approached me in public to ask for directions to a bus stop and I was so thrown off by being spoke to that I a) screamed when I was first acknowledged, and b) offered them a ride to their destination because I didn’t know the directions to the bus stop, but I did know how to drive to where they wanted to go

When I say I have no idea how humans are supposed to interact with each other I’m not joking. I’ve been out of the general public too long

[afromagick]

Is being a person supposed to be effortless? I suppose not. It’s fucking exhausting. Other people.

[violaslayvis]

Azealia....Trump...Pence Maybe I need to start saying/doing evil things to become successful as a Gemini. I don't think Geminis are meant to be nice.

[cratnine]

Anyone else over 18 constantly forget that they don't need to put in a fake date to see 'mature' material anymore?

[hashley00]

but why buy a girl jewelry when you can buy her tomato seeds, green arrow comics or a power drill?