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HAPPBDAY METROOO!!! You're such an amazing fella, im glad we became best frens, i had alot of fun whenever we get to chat!! Youre very silly and has alooot of positive vibess, it inspire the ppl around you <3 Please have a great day, u deserve it bro💖 Insert heart emojies. HAVE THESE EXTRAS TOOO:
And also this: HAPPY BDAY TO @skriblee-ksk TOO!!! You guys having 2 days apart date is actually insane, LIKE ?? "How is that possible?? Smh" I found out just recently (wtf!!) so I HAD TO DOODLE YALL'S SONA!! Yihpee!! Hope its all good. HAVE A GREAT DAY, YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!
Getting headaches (migraines? God who knows) so frequently that when your get a headache so violent it probably could’ve taken down a hardened war vet you just sit there with a slight grimace
so i figured id uhhh update with a cute little strip titled “why ive been inactive” the reason for which is quite self explanatory (i collapsed lol) but let me overshare under the cut for a sec
shout out to my partner jo cause i traumatized the shit out of him ops
(tw: medical stuff, collapsing, hospitals, death as a joke, mental health issues)
[the 35° is Celsius cause i am Not American]
so like three weeks ago at this point i uhhh collapsed out of nowhere (twas warm outside) while convulsing (odd but not uncalled for since it was, as previously stated, hot) in front of my partner (cue me trying to make a joke about the fact that he paled and therefore for a sec i was dating a white man, he didnt laugh, i might have traumatized him) and since then ive been jumping from hospital to hospital on a pretty pointless quest to find out why the fuck i convulsed while collapsing (the heat, my anaemia, my chronic illness, me going to the gym for the first time in 20 years, and, once again, the fact that we are experiencing a standard italian summer all seem to be strong contenders)
so since then i got covered in goo to let some buzzy things catch my brains’ buzzing, i got needle-d first to give a nurse my bl**d to see if everything was okay and afterwards again to get injected with liquid to see if i had actually popped a vein for real (i hadnt) and, lastly, i did those “can you touch your nose with your eyes closed” tests which are real fun, turns out...
apparently none of these tests gave a result different from “your brain works fine” so im uhh still waiting for an answer.
i still gave like three academic exams in the meantime cause hey i gotta earn that honoris causae degree if i d word lol
and yeah uh aside from that im a-okay! i just fuckign traumatized my partner for life probably but it’s all good cause i survived (and he caught be before i could break my head on the ground while convulsing lol, thanks jo you are a real one)
my doc thinks that if we find nothing we could consider this a panic attack cause sometimes those are like that... it’s never been that way for me but if it were a panic attack i wouldve unlocked a lvl 50 panic disorder which is somehow neat idk
