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[not-so-conventional-weapons]

Insisting Christmas is ‘for everyone’ is Christian proselytizing. Send tweet.

[yumee-topia]

𓎟𓎟 reblog this so you can make out with your f/o sloppy style on their couch .ᐟ

[orions-sour-belts]

Famous womanizer Ilya Rozanov this, Rake Ilya Rozanov That. Shane turned him into a housewife blah blah blah.

LOOK AT ME IN MY EYES. HE DID THAT TO HIMSELF

Sometimes you do teenage rebellion a little too hard and then you meet a nice normal person and wanna get domesticated. That is quite literally what we watch happen. Ilya parties and drinks and smokes and fucks because he's running from his problems. Enter boring, stable, affectionate Shane Hollander. And suddenly Ilya is secure enough to realise that he doesn't need that lifestyle to be happy, what he always needed was unconditional love and he has it.

[sodaneko]

dick from a well-respected man having you in a devastatingly disrespectful position

[willzelda]

I'M GOING TO GNAW MY OWN ARM OFF

[mewnbuns]

a shy, unassuming guy who doesn’t even realise how good he fucks until he’s got you folded in half and crying beneath him

[suprbrat]

jack abbot being self conscious and insecure about his body. his skin is softer in places where it used to be toned and muscular. his tummy bigger and softer than before and his hands have wrinkles and freckles. the grays have expanded to his chest and arms. he stops taking initiative and starts telling you how you should be with someone your age. someone less rugged. someone less scarred. someone lighter.

and yet...everyday you wake up and choose to kiss the wrinkles around his eyes. you choose to hold his freckled hand. you choose to lay on his gray chest. you choose to massage his leg.

"yeah i guess i could be with someone my age...but where’s the fun in that, old man?"

he just gives you that rare shy smile he keeps tucked away for these fragile moments. when he feels vulnerable. when he feels like he's not enough. when he realises that it doesn't matter how much he tries to self sabotage- you will choose him over and over again.

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[soapcloth]

Size difference + being chased where you’re just barely out of reach in a little nook they can’t get in. Aimlessly swiping at you and looking to make sure you’re still there, getting all worked up… 😮‍💨