#im not wrong.

[gay-little-isopod]

just referred to a computer's internal hardware as. its fucking organs jesus chairs i need sleep

[homosexualgirlandbags]

Aura farm by screaming at top volume because some guy (your dad) dropped the entire week's worth of groceries right on your sprained ankle.

Moving on.

There aren't many hidden secrets in John's relationship. Not like Nikolai ever had anything to hide from him, save for the occasional past and bottles of wine.

But still.

This... This is just outright cruel of Nik. Downright devastating. An act of betrayal so deep, John does not think he'll ever recover from this ever again.

The guts of the man, the dog, bastard even. To finish the last scoop of ice cream he had been saving since the brand discontinued the flavour.

And then the audacity of Nik his ex, to spit it out and criticise John for his apparent 'lack of class and flavour. Like the common British'. Whatever the last comment meant.

Bullshit. He calls it.

And now Nik is out of his home. Almost naked out in the streets, with his tits damn right sticking out of the tank top. And shorts that jumps the line between boxers and acceptable outside wear like a fucking rope. No, not John didn't even gave him his phone. Or his wallet. Just a little birdie and a comment to 'gargle my bloody fucking nuts, you wanker' before he was unceremoniously dumped out on the streets. Like a dog chased out of his home.

Yea. Simon (and Johnny) is not taking him in. And so is Gaz, who apparently 'had a leaky pipe that needed fixing', and he's 'too shy to let Nikolai stay in his house'.

[majachee]

Spill the tea, got any drama? ☕️☕️☕️💅

Making waves in the community with this tier list, methinks.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

John: horror is when a fucked up guy looks at you. comedy is when you look at a fucked up guy

Dave: what if were both fucked up and look at each other?

Jade: gay romance

[spynorth]

Anyone at the grid: i can smell a liar from two hundred kilometers away

Lucas, standing right next to them:

[the-2nd-random-kid]

Everyone keeps saying that zhongli is a dilf. No. Hes a bajillion years old.

Hes a gilf.

[thegalaxyracoon]

WAIT YALL- THE ONLY REASON GRIAN ISNT RED RN IS BECAUSE OF THE LIFE SCAR GAVE HIM

[sanctamater]

new meme format just dropped