Hello, i am making a very long post about incorrect quotes me and my dnd group characters would make except all of the quotes are from slimecicle and slimecicle videos because i am bored. Expect irregular updates idk
@juicemachineforever and @kyrostheking-blog feel free at add on or something idk eat a dick--
"I'm going on a hunger strike, against GOD."
-Marcie, literally all the time.
"There comes a time when we all face our demons, but why is mine so big."
-Marcie, after pissing Nyx off one too many times
"I completely disagree with everything established in the Geneva convention. And I'm going to violate it right now."
-Curi, just in general.
"You fool! Though physically we are close together, mentally we are lightyears apart. You cannot hurt me, even at this distance! Because of my personal shield. Before you were even born, I was already formulating this plan--"
-Faenor gloating behind Pennig, and immediately getting finnessed by a random attack behind him.
Some guy Curi met before: hey, I've seen your face before!
Curi, cocking a gun to some guy who called Curi short or baby before: yeah, everyone has nightmares.
"I'm fine, I'm fine... No, I'm not fine-- I'M BABY--"
-Curi, finally going thru the 5 stages of acceptance that he is, in fact, Baby.
"I'm going to Pudi Pudi you into your fucking grave."
-Marcie, getting the final hit on an enemy
"I've been dying for the last 6 hours like an absolute fool, but I just got my first fucking tool!"
-Curi, finally having a weapon that isn't a fucking gun.
"Watch out for the horses! No wait, those are chickens."
-Pennig, warning passers by of the Horde
"Wibbly, wobbly, we are one-- this banana I have is now a gun."
-Marcie, putting on Disguise Self and dispelling polymorph on the gun he definitely didn't steal from Curiosity
-Beatrice "Redback" Cornwallis.

















