#im pitiful

[propsandmayhems]

i dont think cassandra clare understands she could write 500 pages of just will herondale’s day to day of running the institute and i would scream and cry over it and savor every single word

[sicksadpyxls]

me: that’s what EA came up with? *side eye*

*EA releases new product*

me shamelessly running to buy the same product I was trash talking:

[deana-perfectlygooodheart]

Ok Swifties, doesn’t it look like she’s looking directly at me?

And motioning to come here?!

Wellllll,she wasn’t.It was the girls directly in front of me and my heart nearly jumped out of my throat.

This is the story of how I almost (Sarcasm ) got Loft 89. And the closest I will ever be to meeting @taylorswift.

I’m so blessed.

[sweet-teeth-mfs]

Number 32, 44, and 99💌

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Oh damn.

I’d probably take the whole rapline of BTS thankyouplease. 

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

I don’t think I could take either you know. I get terrible motion sickness, so I’d probably barf at both. But if I could just teleport there, I’d go for space for sure. I grew up in Australia, I know what’s in the ocean. 😰

99. Have any pets?Yes, three at the moment. My little black (with white paws and a white belly) cat Gigi (named after the Ghibli character and Audrey Hepburn’s character), a harlequin-patterned lop earned rabbit - Freya, and my stupid, loveable, attention seeking dog Pippin, who is a blue merle/tan border collie. 

[teapsoon]

im so glad the worst injury ive had in months was due to a vacuum cleaner

[riohohenheim]

not to be lesbian but ive been thinking about geguri all day like

smitten for No Reason

[tbird-belle]

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[i-vore-trash]

Like this post if u have a thing for depressed drunk tv dads