yeah alright

she/her probably i like ace attorney, ffxiv, barbie, trauma team/center, pgr, ptn, ghost trick, and those are my personality traits. i dont tag spoilers consistently

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[cryptixotic]

the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !

[larval-tear]

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

[meep--tm]

bonding time

[pancakeke]

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

[495mm]

[straytheskies]

its 3 am and im tire d and someone posted this strategy board in ffxiv and im crying

[reefflux]

i was thinking about how Angel gotchis start with a dead tamagotchi and this was the next logical conclusion.

Pixel Mr. Grick by himself ehehe

[starryeyedess]

cinnabar and adela doodles because i draw for me

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[lunarea0]

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴

ffxiv・Venat ・  ヴェーネス Major Arcana series

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[havanillas]

drawing cosplayers i saw at a star rail event

[mosukosblog]

[losstfrost]

where gentle rays of sunlight kisses the first dew of spring

[mintiili]

WE CRASH THE PARTY!!