#im scarred

[noah-wyles]

anyone: you ok?

me: they fed that little girl her dead dad

anyone: what

me:

[asphodellle]

guys i just watched the andrewgaming67 web series/arg (i heard of it from wifies)

huh⁉

im so scarred what a good series andrew was so evil for killing that dog. poor andrew he did not deserve what he got. literally poor everyone in that series. where are they going with the whole sci-fi aspect of this. why is there so much doomed yaoi in minecraft

[th3-b3tt3r-j3st3r]

Dont I just love taking care of my drunk mom at 11 pm!.....

[lightning0709]

please tag your art!!!

hey idk if my previous PSA was heard but uh

PLEASE TAG YOUR ART

istg if i see another post that isn't tagged i will explode from dissapointment. having mdni in your bio ain't enough bro tag your stuff properly, just having that is not gonna instantly get rid of anyone...

i know it sounds like im a snowflake but PLEASE TAG YOUR STUFF IT'S NOT THAT HARD

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands song. I'm sorry.

I hoped it wouldn't come to this. I really did. I'm sorry, Australian maggots, you were the first to kidnap me so you hold a special place in my stockholm-syndromed heart. I even made two posts about you! But here we are, as a society.

"Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car" is an X-rated Aziracrow song. You are all free to thank @howmanyholesinswisscheese for introducing me to this song. I am SCARRED FOREVER.

Where do I even start. I'm going to politely not mention the uh, the hand pumping gestures for the toot toot and whatever it is they're, uh, chugging. Don't tell me it's a train noise because that brings a WHOLE lot more unanswered questions.

I'm also going to not mention Simon's in the 'backseat' it's all good Simon you do your thing front or back or however you like.

Okay. So we have Anthony (seriously? Crowley's literal first name?) and he is eating. When we all know he doesn't eat actual food. Mmhm I know what you're eating Anthony.

ANTHONY IS EATING, HE'S EATING SO MUCH FOOD, HE'S EATING APPLES AND ORANGES, FRUIT SALAD TOO.

YEAH OKAY. APPLES? EMBODIMENT OF ORIGINAL SIN AND TEMPTATION BY OUR VERY OWN SERPENT OF EDEN. AND THE FRUIT OH YEAH THIS IS FRUITY.

SOMEONE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TELL ME THAT THIS LINE "GOT THEM INTO FRUITS" AS A KID. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, THIS LINE WAS FRUITY ALL RIGHT, AND SO ARE YOU. VERY, VERY FRUITY, THIS LINE AND YOU AND ANTHONY.

BIG RED CAR, WE'RE GONNA RIDEEEEEE THE WHOLE DAY LONG

Ooooooooookay. The, uh, 'car' is big and red, huh. big and red. That's a bit too much information.

But sure, Anthony, you go right ahead and rideeeeeee that big red 'car' all day long.

They're showing this song to kids? Australia are you okay? @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet? @madfangirlontheloose? @howmanyholesinswisscheese?

[boatemholes]

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

[jaydragonn]

i don't think I'll ever mentally recover from jiyong saying what the sigma 😔

[joking-jester64]

EHAT IS THIS.

^ this is who posted this on Pinterest