#im so clueless

[jogakky]

Is someone who likes Dorohedoro and know how to make gifs be willing to gather as many gifs of Asu/Kawajiri as possible? I will happily provide a chibi or something in exchange- I need some gifs of him for my profile picture and banner PLEASED

[saturnist]

naur what the hell is tumblr+

[fossilrsn]

Oh boi I only just found out Jared Hopworth and Martin are both voiced by the same person ?

[dizzymcguire]

ice storms passed

and the sky

froze

into

sapphires.

[boxedforyourdemise]

Ohhhhhhhh

~me realizing I actually have fictives and that's what those weird dissociative moments after consuming media where I feel like the characters have been

whoops XD

[wispenven]

I was slaying as moira today :D though i had no idea what was going on xD

@lesbiannerdygeekgamer @glowyzarya @lady-fareeha

[dailydacremontgomerysource-blog]

Have you ever had the experience where...

you swear a guy is into you, and all your friends agree and you make sure you look cute af the next time you see him and he doesn’t even look your way once? I guess I was wrong?

[lenzami]

Summary: DandP are at a party and Dan is kind of, sort of stuck. Would You Rather + Truth or Dare is not working out in his favor, but it also kind of is.

Word Count: 1,306 (wow this is short)

a/n: btw this is actually based on real life as i went to a party and my friend marissa was asked the would you rather question and she ended up humping my other friend elliana and it was great

also you wanted me to tag you in this and im like scared and agh okay hi @snowbunnylester

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Why Dan decided to come to a party when he could’ve had a lazy day in doing nothing, he didn’t know. He regretted coming to the party even more as soon as the words “Would You Rather” and “Truth or Dare” came out of the host’s mouth.

So now here he was, sat on the floor, waiting for his first question as Joey pondered what to ask him.

“What the actual fuck is this,” a voice suddenly spoke. Everyone turned to look.

A moth.

A dead one at that.

“Ooh. This’ll be interesting,” Joey thought aloud and Dan was regretting ever existing. He grimaced and cowered down while he turned to look back at Joey

“Dan. Would you rather eat that dead moth or hump Phillip over there for 15 seconds?” Everyone either started laughing or struggled to contain laughter.

“What.” He deadpanned, to which Joey just shrugged and smiled innocently. That little fucker.

The thought of eating the moth was a completely scarring idea, what with the dustiness of moths and the fact that it’s a fucking bug, like, what the fuck, Joey.

However, the option to hump Phil is absolutely mortifying because of the subtle crush that is actually very quite obvious to everyone besides Phil. What if he got a fucking hard-on?

He was not ready to explain why he got a boner while humping his best friend due to a dare.

While Dan debates internally, questioning his morals and sanity, Phil is nearly dying of laughter at the hilarity of the entire situation. They were at a party of all places and there just so happened to be a dead moth in a lamp and now his best friend is being asked to either eat the damn thing or hump him.

With expectant looks from everyone in the room, Dan quickly sputtered out a, ‘what the fuck?’ and turned to look at Phil, whose laughter had finally resorted to occasional giggles, “Okay, look, I’m not eating that damned moth under any circumstance, but I’m not humping Phil.”

“Choose, Howell. It’s pretty obvious what you want.” Joey spoke, smirking to himself as he leaned back onto his own arms.

Dan’s face turned completely red and his mouth was left agape and he hunched in on himself even more.

He hears some shuffling beside him and before he turns his head, he hears Phil’s voice, “Dan, honestly, I’d let you. I wouldn’t ever be able to eat a moth. We could just get it over with and out of the way?” Dan nodded and sighed, exasperated.

“Fine, I’ll hump Phil,” he murmured and stood up.

The blush in his face became even darker as the physical feeling of cringe flowed through him. He knew it would be awkward, especially since he wasn’t dating phil and, oh, majorly crushing on him.

Genuinely terrified of ruining his and Phil’s friendship, he shook his head, trying to get rid of all of his thoughts, and got behind Phil, anxiety and slight arousal pooling in his stomach. Joey was laughing to himself, most likely from Dan’s tomato red face, and started up a timer, “Alright, ready? Got my finger on the stopwatch”

Phil nodded and Dan followed suit reluctantly, setting his hands awkwardly onto the other’s hips.

“Okay, start whenever.”

Dan took in a deep breath and let the awkwardness, anxiety, and uncomfortableness settle in before he started moving. He was especially uncomfortable since he normally fantasized about Phil humping him, not vice versa. He scolded himself regardless because he should not be thinking about his fantasies while he was doing what he was doing as he was pretty sure he was already a lot harder than necessary.

He could feel time slow down as dread tickled the back of his mind because oh my god I’m actually getting hard and this is the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen.

He didn’t know what else to do with his hands so he kept a vice grip on Phil’s hips. His heart was beating so fast but at the same time so slow, with the sound of his pounding heart nearly palpable in the air around him. He felt stuffy; he couldn’t breathe. He needed to get out.

So as soon as Joey said the 15 seconds were up, he quickly mumbled an “I forfeit” and left the room, quickly padding down the hallways and closing the door to a guest room behind him.

He’s thankful that he doesn’t hear Phil follow suit and he slides down the wall, half-hard and thoughts of everything swirling everywhere in his mind without end.

What if he just ruined his entire friendship with Phil? The one thing he valued most of everything? The only person who saved him from his insecurities?

He was pretty positive he felt like he was going die as the voices in his head got louder and louder and the empty thoughts started crowding his mind more and more.

He was almost so into his thoughts, he barely missed the soft knock on the door.

How long had he been in there?

His hands quickly came up to wipe his eyes and he sat up straight as the door creaked open. He knew it was obvious he was crying, what with his tear-tracked cheeks and red eyes giving off the telltale signs for it.

Phil’s voice rang through the otherwise empty room, “Dan? Are y- oh. Dan?” He pushed the open door all the way and sighed as he saw his best-friend, eyes red, flushed cheeks, and heavy breathing. He slowly walked up to him and sat down next to him before pulling him into a side hug, “It’s alright, Dan, you’re okay, I’m here.”

“I’m sorry” he hiccuped and let another tear fall.

After a couple minutes, Dan had calmed down with Phil’s fingers threading in his hair and slowly rubbing his head.

“Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?” He whispered.

“Yea… yea. It’s- It’s about time I do…” He smiled pathetically and let out a small sniffle

He ducks out of Phil’s arm and rubs his eyes a little, giving a small smile as he sat up. Dan tried to contain his blush as best as he could and nearly succeeded as his cheeks were tinted a soft pink.

Before saying anything, he took in a deep breath and spoke all at once, “IkindofsortoflikeyoulikealotandI’msorry.” He held his breath as he waited for Phil’s reply but all he was met was with a confused look.

“Sorry, what?” He asked, “I didn’t catch any of that.”

“I.. kind of, sort of… like…?you…?” He said, speaking slower and more hesitantly, “Sorry…” He turned away in fear, but didn’t miss the way Phil’s mouth turned downwards. Dan awaited a backlash, but got nothing.

“Was… was that all? You like me?” He asked, reaching out towards Dan who flinched away from the movement.

“Uh- Y-yeah, that- that was it.” He stuttered out.

“Dan… why didn’t you tell me?” He asked again, sympathy lacing his tone.

“I- I didn’t want to ruin our friendship. Sorry, uh, I- I can, y’know, leave… if you want… Sorry if I made things awkward… I’ll just go now. Yeah- yeah I’ll do that, heh.” He laughed awkwardly as he scrambled up to his feet, backing up a bit before turning around and making his way across the room.

Phil stopped him by grabbing onto his wrist and he quickly stood up behind him. Dan turned around quickly to question him, but before he could do anything, Phil quickly pressed his lips onto Dan’s and smiled.

“I like you, too, Dan.” He said when he pulled away, brushing a bit of hair out of Dan’s eyes before taking his hand and walking with him out of the room.

Maybe that dare wasn’t such a bad thing after all.

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a/n so this was meant to be a quick and funny drabble but it turned into whatever this is

(also, as this is my first fic, criticism would be v v appreciated thank)