#im trash garbage

[hamletkin]

[mrlyn]

im in the middle of writing this para where emery sleeps with husband #4 post-divorce but idk if that’s going too far......

[smolgreenlawmachine-blog]

Character: *References having done something terrible*

Me, frothing at the mouth: I HOPE IT WAS SUPER FUCKED UP!!!!!

[lilnasxvevo]

ur fave hamilton ship for the ship meme!!

GOD FREAKING BLESS YOU i was literally thinking “wow i had really hoped i would have gotten an ask for this by now” and then this notification popped up!!!

hamilton/laurens i am garbage

Who? 

collects rocks - It’s Laurens. It’s definitely John “Turtles” Laurens. 

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep - Mostly Hamilton but tbh they both do. 

gets drunk and breaks shit - Laurens. Never on purpose, but yeah, it happens. 

can’t swim - “Jack, I’m literally appalled.” “Not all of us grew up in the West fuckin Indies, okay?” 

remembers to feed the fish - oh dear. Laurens? Hamilton doesn’t seem the type. 

puts up Christmas decorations in November - HAM IL TON 

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting - Hamilton

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool - HAMILTON

brings the other coffee at work - Both, but Laurens does it a little more often 

takes gym locker room selfies - Oh good heavens I have never even heard of such a thing. Laurens? 

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class - “Alex, WHY?” 

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table - Both 

[hellhoundkin]

i could mayb see myself getting into a LDR at some point if I end up having to move on? Like... honestly I could only see myself getting into a LDR because like...... it would take me a really fucking long time to ever be comfy with sexual contact and shit with someone new so like?? a LDR would be perfect for me I guess and it if was serious for long enough we could visit each other eventually and idk idk idk

plus idk where I'd find someone to date??? probably tumblr or fetlife tbh lmao

[mikeeko]

im such trash with individual project im such procrastinating traaaaaash

[squidbeby]

I keep invalidating my feelings so I don't talk about them ever and it's so stupid but I can't help it because it seems so real to me still and by it I mean the invalidations

[zawehzawah]

sourin