#im youngjoon

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Young J: Seems dangerous here, let's hold hands.

Daehyun: We're in a bouncy house?

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Daehyun: The more Ys "hey" has, the more they are interested in you.

Youngjoon: heyyyyyyyyyyy

Minyoung: he

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Ven: Where are you going?

Young J: To the Mayhem concert.

Ven: But we have our own concert, today???

Young J: Nice tell me later how it went.

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Young J: Woah Daehyun is really handsome

Hyunjin: Don’t be jealous, Youngjoon, you’re handsome too!

Young J: I’m not being jealous, Hyunjin, I’m being gay

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Taeseok: I just calculated

Taeseok: I’m 100 kilos

Taeseok: and I just ate 800 grams of candy

Taeseok: Like, a whole fucking bag

Taeseok: That means I’m 0.8% candy

Youngjoon: It’s 4am what the fuck

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Young J: My friend thinks you’re cute

Daehyun: Which friend?

Young J: Me, I’m the friend

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Young J: Ow I cut my finger

Daehyun: Let me kiss it!

Young J: What? Why?

Daehyun: Kissing where it hurts, will help the pain go away!

[Later]

Young J: Kyunghun I need you to punch me in the face

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Youngjoon: Hey, if I asked you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?

Minsung: I promise

Youngjoon: Theres Daehyun-

Minsung: You can do better