#im-the-storm

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Give me Bellatrix Lestrange's number.

Do it.

She does not possess a muggle telephone. 

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Ship me and Bellatrix Lestrange.

Please.

No. 

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Hey Voldemort

Neither you have hair, nor you have nose.

You lost to a nerd named Harry Potter.

Also, your bones are wet.

I would hope your bones are also wet.