Sep 24, 2025
pats him on the head aggressively
LOG 14.
H-HEY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!??!
whatever, they've already started, probably can't stop 'em now...
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pats him on the head aggressively
LOG 14.
H-HEY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!??!
whatever, they've already started, probably can't stop 'em now...
Oh. So thou art not a battle throuple?
LOG 8.
WHAT?!!??! NO, OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!
AS ALL THE REST OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, IT'S PURELY PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!!!!
...we ain't?
oh my gosh!!! its jongler!!! jongler hi!!!! hello !!! its so nice to see you haiiiiii hellooooo eheheh hi jonglerrrr :3333
LOG 13.
oh? uhh.. it's nice ta see youse too!
i wasnt done explaining
Whateth about thou boss? Is Mr. Ant Tenna single and readyeth to mingle?
-RK
LOG 9.
Listen closely.
Do you hear it? You will hear the laughter of thousands as the sky opens up. You will hear the trumpets play their happy sounds. The scalding blood of life will pour down onto us all. Together, we will be still. Together, a feast fit for a king. Together, welded by love and purest connection. Be still and feast.
in other words, no, he is not single and ready to mingle.
mwah!
LOG 11.
...please refrain from doing that.
whats your current leading mike theory? if you have any? and why do you wanna keep an eye on your boss? do you think he's hiding something??
LOG 10.
YES!!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN!!!!!!!!
so it all starts with this little board-
LOG 1.
so it appears I've found the perfect site to document my findings and connect with others who may have similar questions and answers.
maybe the people here will take me more seriously. the internet is full of conspiracy theorists, after all. outcasts who are shunned for their ideas and beliefs, just like me.
this will surely be the start of something amazing.
I will finally get to the bottom of this once and for all.
Have you seen that creepy cat which looks like Pluey?
it might or might not be Mike
if you never saw it, then ask your friend about his mike costume design
oh, and if you're interested in my theory I'd be glad to explain it to you
-🧣
LOG 7.
hm, a creepy cat that looks like pluey's costume...
the only thing that comes to mind is the creature that appeared in my ni- my dream last night.
it told me things that made me... distressed. I don't remember what it told me, I just remember jongler waking me up because I was screaming.
speaking of that, where the hell has pluey been lately? I haven't seen him since yesterday. I haven't had to vacuum today either, so he clearly hasn't been around. I had to sleep in jongler's arms because they were so worried about him and refused to sleep until they passed out from exhaustion!
ugh, that shadowy bastard...
anyway, I'd love to hear your theories. if this cat thing ties into the mike mystery somehow, then I want to be the first to hear of it.
or maybe I had that dream because I was worried about pluey... nah, that can't be. this has to mean something.