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secret blog to document my findings... (under 16 pls dni)

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WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR OWN MINI JONGLER!?!?!??!?!

it's been a while. this blog is still dead BUUUUUTTTTT I'm still going to promote this here

THE JONGLER SHIMEJI!!!!!!!!!!

many have been craving to have this little creature on their devices but no one has done anything about it....... UNTIL NOW!!!!!

the sprites were all done by yours truly, but I can't take all the credit here.

MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO The_Milkyz2 FOR DOING ALL THE CODING STUFF. THIS LITERALLY WOULD NOT EXIST WITHOUT THEM BECAUSE I SUCK AT CODING.

sorry idk if they have tumblr

okay enough yapping here's the file and have fun!!!!

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LOG 17.

why does pluey get to bury his face in jongler's pecs all the time it's not fair

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they say "holy shit two cakes!!" to make me feel better about my doughy slop and then they proceed to only eat the pretty one

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ooughh im jongling it

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LOG 16.

urgh, I didn't even notice Pluey did it a second time. he keeps trying to deny this was him but I checked the security footage and saw that little asshole snooping on my computer. not sure why he decided to wear his fursuit at 6 AM just to type on my computer though.

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LOG 15.

who up batting they tat

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I've been made aware of this post that was put up on my blog yesterday. I need to clear up that I did not upload this post. I left my computer unattended and my roommate, Pluey, accessed it and posted this. I am deeply sorry to anyone who might've been hurt by this post. I will be more careful about leaving my computer open and unattended in the future. I hope you can find it in you to forgive me.

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ooughh im jongling it

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LOG 15.

who up batting they tat

[fafameow]

theyre champions at the nose nuzzling contest

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pats him on the head aggressively

LOG 14.

H-HEY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!??!

whatever, they've already started, probably can't stop 'em now...

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oh my gosh!!! its jongler!!! jongler hi!!!! hello !!! its so nice to see you haiiiiii hellooooo eheheh hi jonglerrrr :3333

LOG 13.

oh? uhh.. it's nice ta see youse too!

i wasnt done explaining

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LOG 12.

it's times like these that make me wish I had never started doing this in the first place. don't get me wrong, I've never been this happy before I started being mike. everything was so awful before. it was always the same day over and over. but when I became mike, that changed. I became important. my days didn't seem to melt into each other anymore.

but... if I could go back in time and prevent myself from ever starting, I would. if I had just stayed as the little green pippins that no one batted an eye to, I wouldn't have to deal with all these new, even worse problems.

my life isn't boring anymore. it's agony. the guilt and fear consumes every second I'm awake and even when I'm asleep. the dreams I've been having make me pull all nighters to avoid the chance of having a dream like that again. and the knowledge that this will all end soon makes my stomach twist. he will find out one day, and I feel that day approaches more rapidly than I could imagine. I don't want it to happen, but I already sealed my fate once I started lying.

what will he do? what will happen to me? was any of this worth it? no. no, it wasn't. I just want it to be over. please.

I'm going to have to start wearing long sleeve shirts under my poncho again.

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mwah!

LOG 11.

...please refrain from doing that.

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whats your current leading mike theory? if you have any? and why do you wanna keep an eye on your boss? do you think he's hiding something??

LOG 10.

YES!!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN!!!!!!!!

so it all starts with this little board-

EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!

WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???!???!??!!!!??

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Whateth about thou boss? Is Mr. Ant Tenna single and readyeth to mingle?

-RK

LOG 9.

Listen closely.

Do you hear it? You will hear the laughter of thousands as the sky opens up. You will hear the trumpets play their happy sounds. The scalding blood of life will pour down onto us all. Together, we will be still. Together, a feast fit for a king. Together, welded by love and purest connection. Be still and feast.

in other words, no, he is not single and ready to mingle.

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Oh. So thou art not a battle throuple?

LOG 8.

WHAT?!!??! NO, OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!

AS ALL THE REST OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, IT'S PURELY PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!!!!

...we ain't?

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Have you seen that creepy cat which looks like Pluey?

it might or might not be Mike

if you never saw it, then ask your friend about his mike costume design

oh, and if you're interested in my theory I'd be glad to explain it to you

-🧣

LOG 7.

hm, a creepy cat that looks like pluey's costume...

the only thing that comes to mind is the creature that appeared in my ni- my dream last night.

it told me things that made me... distressed. I don't remember what it told me, I just remember jongler waking me up because I was screaming.

speaking of that, where the hell has pluey been lately? I haven't seen him since yesterday. I haven't had to vacuum today either, so he clearly hasn't been around. I had to sleep in jongler's arms because they were so worried about him and refused to sleep until they passed out from exhaustion!

ugh, that shadowy bastard...

anyway, I'd love to hear your theories. if this cat thing ties into the mike mystery somehow, then I want to be the first to hear of it.

or maybe I had that dream because I was worried about pluey... nah, that can't be. this has to mean something.

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Why are you so gay?

LOG 6.

I can't believe I have to take time out of my day to state the obvious like this BUT I AM NOT GAY!!!! I have nothing against gay people (my two best friends are varying levels of gay) but I myself am not. I like women I think.

actually no, maybe not. I can't see myself with a woman. but that does not make me gay. what's it called again, aromantic? yeah, that. not gay. I just don't want anyone. no one at all. not even my boss. especially not my boss. or pluey. or jongler. no one. nuh uh. not at all.

also stop with the middle schooler insults, you immature freaks!!