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I'm gonna drop you into boiling water (affectionately)

HOW IS THAT AFFECTIONATE??

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*just for fun im gonna give each of the jlings cute personality traits, if thats cool? Jane being the oldest acts like the cute little leader of the jlings and tries there best to act just like J the most, jade is very spoiled and likes it when shes the center of attention, jay is a buddle of joy and is very dog like being super dog like, jeh is the mischievous scamp of the jlings aways looking for trouble.*

Jeh = Jen, my pen made the letters wonky.

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how many drones have u kissed and or cuddles.....and ask for more.....

and explain to everyone how u dont have a harem.....

UZI AND DOLL ..ARE TWO PEOPLE, THAT DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE A HAREM. I BARELY TALK TO THE OTHER TWO, WHY WOULD YOU THINK I HAVE A HAREM??

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This is my JCJenson branded pen, there are many like it but this one is mine. My JCJenson branded pen is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my pen is useless. Without my pen I am useless. I must write true. I must write more than the union representative, who is trying to unionize the company. I must write them up before they write me up.

I don’t sound like that.

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"Hey J~su! Wanna try astronaut training~su?"

@lupublog

NO. I JUST GOT OFF MY SHIFT, I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.

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OH jen whoops my b

* ill add they love pens the most then.*

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Are you going to read the Jittens the JCJenson employees manual as a bedtime story?

Yes. Dear robo-god am I actually going through with this…