#imaginary arguments

[clairedelune-13]

Reblog if you have intense arguments with imaginary opponents in the shower.

[chloe-the-troublemaker]

Who else does this? 😂

[fcktaken]

How many glasses of honey is too many?

1

2

5

10

no number of honey pots is too many

Voting ended onNov 6, 2023

Listen, they are all different! Spring honey from Brandenburg and Greek mountain honey and French lavender honey and heather honey are basically different food groups! Also I only have like four glasses open at a time. Please tell me your favorite honey in the tags, or about your beef with it.

[funnysadmemes]

Me being pissed after an argument that only happened in my head 🤬😤 🙃

[k-she-rambles]

listen u can hike a skirt up higher than u can roll up a pair of pants

wear whatever you want on your adventures

[autism-asks]

Okay, now I want to know about the time mod Liz lost an imaginary argument about astrology!

Me: Okay, so if astrology is accurate then you should be able to ask me questions about my personality and tell me what my sign is based on that, right?

Imaginary astrologer who exists entirely in my mind for the sole purpose of having this argument with me: Based on that question, you’re probably a Virgo.

Me: …Crap.

-Liz

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Pride Goeth Before the Fall!

Me: So does Modesty. So does Virtue -- and Wickedness, and Greed, and Generosity, and Grief, and Joy, and Forgiveness, and Rage. Everything goeth before a fall. Falls will happen, period. Because Gravity is universal, and mistakes will be made, even with the most meticulous planning, and good intentions. Me (after a breath): We just remember our falls in the wake of Pride, because that's when they take us off guard.

[dan-kreature]