Stories Can’t Hurt Us

She/her | Whovian | Ineffable Husbands | Aziraphale--Crowley—Geralt-coded | Critical Swiftie | Asexual Autistic Doctor Truther | Autistic Aziraphale Truther | David Tennant Derangement Syndrome | Good Omens | Dragon Age

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And it’s too hard to describe this in a way that feels honest 

I love you, babe, I promise.

And I hope I never see what your face looks like going 

A face I swear I could spend my whole life knowing

Here’s to hoping

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OK, but how this game handles important matters like grief or survivor’s guilt.

Because Davrin shows signs of it after Weisshaupt.

But since this game is a scaredy-cat and doesn’t like to dwell on uncomfortable topics, it chooses to make a joke about truffle hunting, instead.

Fuck you, Bioware.

And how about Lucanis snd his PTSD? He also doesn’t behave like someone who literally just lost his grandma after being in prison for a year.

And don’t tell me that that one scene where you “plan a funeral” where Illario makes it very obvious he doesn’t have Caterina’s ashes because he’s guilty as fuck is how this game shows the process of grief. Because it makes light of that situation too!

This game just doesn’t handle important topics that should be handled with sensitivity and grace.

Maybe the coffee will help /s

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Re-watching the Calliope episode of Sandman, and when the student asks Maddoc about his new book, he respond with, “That would be telling.”

Honestly, I think that was a missed opportunity for him to reply with:

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Honestly, my dream showrunners in a hypothetical world for Doctor Who. Would be these two ultimate fanboys.

It would never happen, but that’s what fantasies are for right?

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Me, replay a video game that I’ve already played like 20 times: Ok, I’m going to play differently this time. Shake it up.

Also me: *plays the exact same way I always do*

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No, really, why does Flynn the Medic get such a detailed cutscene? What importance are they to the story?

Don’t get me wrong, making NPCs seem more important than you might think is not exactly uncommon.

Witcher 3 has plenty of randos with touching stories that add flavor to the world.

Unfortunately, Flynn is extremely one dimensional, and the only thing we really know about them is the fact that they are

1. Non-binary

2. They survived the Joining.

3. Their mentor, Oskar, is dead, but we don’t ever get the chance to meet the guy before he dies, so that’s a bust.

I really think that Bioware just doesn’t know how to do open world games, or RPGs.

Even though VG was scaled down significantly from inquisition, it is poorly done. 

[thememedaddy]

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That’s pretty much how I became a DW fan when I first stumbled across it on Netflix 🤣

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The obvious contempt for DA all over Veilguard.

It’s actually really disheartening no matter how you look at it, and no matter how much time has passed. It just never stops being sad.

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So… how did Rook even leave the prison?

They didn’t absolve any regrets, cuz they don’t have any cuz they’re a narc with zero empathy.

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Veilguard’s soundtrack is so unremarkable.

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When someone brings up an old, stale topic you’ve long since moved on from

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Replaying the song again because the lyrics didn’t cut deep enough the first time

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Honestly, the only real way I can see DW coming back out of hiatus is if it’s done similarly to the first reboot with Eccleston. That was pretty perfect. 

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My response when people try to argue with me on the internet

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This game’s obsession with “interrupted kiss” tropes, smh.

These damn writers were in full fanfiction mode.

And not the good kind.

All of the companions are a collection of overused tropes that nobody likes anf often criticise.

The developers were out of touch.

Just look at Rook. They are everything wrong with Marvel movies.

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Don’t tell me that when the writers were shaping Neve’s romance, that they weren’t listening to this song