Airport AU
- So, Lily works at an airport, and she's been temporarily assigned to passport control. She quite enjoys speaking with exhausted holiday-goers, and she's never had to deal with anyone too shirty (yet), so it's not actually too bad
- So, one day Sirius and Co show up, and she's like "Wow, Sirius Black... Remus Lupin... What unique names!" and she turns to James and says jokingly "Well, I suppose your Hercules then?" and Sirius just bursts out laughing and is like "Nah, that's James." and she laughs and stamps their passports.
- But as they're passing through, James says "You know, I think you'd make a pretty good Megara." and she laughs and he gets rushed in because holding up the queue to flirt with the staff apparently doesn't make you popular.
- So, fast forward however long you think is nesessary, James is taking another flight (on his own this time), and, wouldn't ya know it, one of the Air Hostesses is Lily!
- So he spends the whole flight calling her over to him for stupid reasons, and she can totally tell why, but she thinks he's sweet so she doesn't mind.
- When the end of the flight comes, James actually has the guts to ask her for her number!
- The two of them text frequently, and before anyone knows it, they're a couple.
- (Sirius and Remus find this all absolutely hilarious)
- So, fast forward a bit more, James has proposed to Lily, and after they've been through all the gooey stuff, she gets all serious and says:
"James, I love that you're my Hercules and I'm your Megara, but you have got to promise me you will never kill me and eat our children."
- And then they simply cannot stay serious, because they could have children! 💖
Note: I have no idea how airport staffing works, so let's just pretend this could happen...
