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So... I couldn't find my phone. Looked all over my office; couldn't find it. Looked all over the living room; couldn't find it. Finally gave up and went to the bedroom, thinking it must be in my pants.
The lights were off, they were resting, so I quietly snuck in and had just gave my apology for interrupting when I felt it bump my hand. It was in my pocket.
I got a little snuggle therapy, though. It was wonderful.
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name: Cristen
time and date of current moment: 9:42 PM, 1/28/15
last thing I googled: ”Dragon Age Webster Approach Damn Dragon Traps"
nicknames: Birdy, Birb, Cris, Critter, Bratnelda
birthday: March 23
gender: female
sexual orientation: bisexual
height: 5’7"
favorite color: purple
one place that makes you happy: Bookstores
how many blankets do you sleep under: As many as my hubby will let me.
favorite movie: Now and Then.
what are you wearing right now: Jeans and a light blue top.
last book you read: Finished: Keepers of the Flame by Robin D. Owens
Currently reading: .Echoes in the Dark by Robin D. Owens
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So I made an anniversary schedule based on the Fibonacci sequence using months instead of years.
Interestingly, our next anniversary on this schedule coincides with the standard year-by-year that most people do. It will be our 11th anniversary, celebrated in June.
... I wish to know more of your Croatian swears...
there’s not much to know, except that in croatian you are free to use your imagination; in fact the more, the better. basically you use million rude versions of male and female genitals and combine them with members of one’s family and different verbs. for instance, like that post says, you can wish for someone or something (yeah it works on things too) to go back from where they came from - their mother’s vagina. there are literally dozen of ways to say fuck you, from simple fuck you to literally i’ll ram you on a cock. you can add adjectives to the cock if you wanna sound really mean because it sounds really sharp when said together - kurac krasni. for some reason, people also like to include dogs (or other animals if you’re feeling creative) in their swears so you can wish for someone to get fucked by a dog or, if you wanna ensure someone that thing you’re saying is true, you can say jebo me pas, which means you’re gonna get fucked by a dog if it isn’t. it’s fucked up. mild versions include devil. swearing is so common here we use english swears in kindergarten :(
the beauty of croatian swearing is in the fact that you can free your creative inner self without worrying about grammar, everyone will know what you mean even if you just scream random words. or you can just literally wish anything ‘bad’ to happen to that person. like, i literally heard someone say in a really really mean voice i hope your daughter will marry a postman (??)
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Do know you know that site sources their furs and bones? Is it ethical sourcing? I couldn't find anything on the website about it.
All of their animals are from licenced trappers and hunters. THere's more info here
Handsome, Kind, and Delightful!
Dear Sea Fam: Oral sex doesn't cause throat cancer. Oral sex can lead to the transmission of HPV, which -can- cause cancer. The act of going down on your partner isn't what gives you the disease, it's the transmission of the STI. The risk of getting it from your dedicated partner is still there, so be safe anyway- but please don't say it's the act that's doing it. Blow jobs don't give you cancer. Viruses can.
