#imalicewhite

[korralone]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHELBS @jessicajoned

You are truly the strongest, kindest most beautiful person and friend I’ve ever known. The past year has been terrible to all of us but you continue to be a rock for me (i really wouldn’t have made it out of this past year as well as i did without you and i’m forever grateful to you and i’ll never be able to thank you enough) despite going through your own shit and I can’t ever tell you enough how important you are and how much you mean to me and so many others. YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE WORLD SHELBY and no one better make you think or feel differently or else they’ll be meeting my bat. I’m so honored to be your friend and I love you and I can’t wait to finally be your roommate (LIKE THREE YEARS IN THE MAKING JFC) so we can be bitter and lazy couch potatoes together <3

[thelillykane]

you know your fics are lowkey angsty as fuck when 

[halsteadss]

faves of 2015

❋ blindspot

[avassharpe]

shut up caitlin

i really should lmao

[thelillykane]

logan echolls, lilly kane, jim halpert, pam beesly, winifred burkle, monica gellar

YOU MONSTER 

Push off a cliff- monica...it’s a small cliff...she’ll live it’s chillKiss- lilly lilly lilly lilly lilly lilly lilly forever my darling girlMarry- logan AND lilly both. always. ot3 of my dreams right here but if i can only pick one than prob logan. lilly doesn’t wanna get married anyway- not really at least. she’s too flighty. and if she was gonna get married it would be to logan. fuck i’m gonna make myself sad. anyway i will be mrs. logan echolls thank you and goodnightSet on Fire- probably pam and we can just think of it in terms of like another coal walk thing she’ll be fine it’s chillWrap a Blanket around- WINIFRED BURKLE wrap a blanket around her and never let her go and never ever ever ever ever let her touch a casket that emits smoke because bad things will happen and she’s too precious and important and so she’ll stay in the cozy blanket instead and be safe foreverBe Roommates with- jim i guess?

[thelillykane]

vmars, the office, friends

vm~~ 

favorite male character: LOGAN ECHOLLS

favorite female character: veronica!!! (s/o to lilly and jackie ilu) 

least favorite character: ugh woody goodman 

favorite ship: logan/veronica!!!!!! [aggressive heart eyes] 

favorite friendship: veronica/wallace AND veronica/lilly

favorite quote: “you get tough, you get even” idk there’s a lot 

worst character death (if any): LILLY KANE also cassidy casablancas why lie about it 

this made me so happy you have no idea moment: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH VERONICA YOU LEAVE ACTUALLY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH VERONICA YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH DEAD TO ME SO JUST LIKE EVAPORATE OR SOMETHIGN I DONT KNOW

saddest moment: good grief how am i suppossed to pick only one this entire show makes me sad ummmmmmm logan breaking up with veronica in s3 :) 

favorite location: neptune high!!! i missed u in s3 bb (yes i did just call a fictional hs my bb life is rough) 

the office~~ 

favorite male character: MICAHEL SCOTT and jim and ryan

favorite female character: pam, kelly, angela 

least favorite character: ????? 

favorite ship: jim and pam!!

favorite friendship: michael/pam and ryan/human interaction

favorite quote: ??? nothing is coming to mind rn WAIT prob pam’s whole beach speech

worst character death (if any): sprinkles!! cat deaths are never okay

this made me so happy you have no idea moment: when jim came and asked pam out!!!!!! 

saddest moment: GOODBYE, MICHAEL 

favorite location: the dunder mifflin office that’s like the only location

friends~~ 

favorite male character: CHANDLER

favorite female character: RACHEL

least favorite character: ummmmmmmm no one is coming to mind 

favorite ship: chandler/monica and rachel/joey

favorite friendship: all of them esp chandler/joey

favorite quote: idk i’m sorry i love you

worst character death (if any): n/a

this made me so happy you have no idea moment: all of friends season five

saddest moment: fuckign joey and rachel not ending up together thats a true fucking tragedy 

favorite location: monica’s apartment!! and joey’s apartment!! 

[thelillykane]

vmars, the office

vmars~ 

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: LILLY KANE AND JACKIE COOK AND PARKER LEE (and logan echolls) 

my trash-shit fave: cassidy casablancas i have failed everyone (although tbf he does go one step further than trash shit into like.... murder rapist yIKES @ myself) 

my I love to hate them fave: uhhh vinnie van lowe? idk he’s not a fav 

my I hate to love them fave: the echolls family every single member (except for logan bc i love to love him) 

my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: mercer hayes 

my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: ummm ?? 

my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: whats the name of that one girl who was in the book or at least the first one who everyone is obsessed with? idk her name but she lowkeys annoys me now

my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: logan and veronica, duh 

my dirtybadwrong fave ship: LOGAN/LILLY 

my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: keith/alicia and keith/harmony 

my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: WALLACE/MAC which is the worst because they arent!!!!!! even!!!!! a real!!!!!! ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: veronica/dudes who aren’t logan (or troy vandergraff) (or weevil if logan is either dead or part of the threesome relationship) (or casey gant) 

the office answered here 

[thelillykane]

policevest and imalicewhite

policevest ⟶ (aka eye) omg ok so number one how dare you shelbi has like??? the most wonderful smile in all the land. like have you seen a picture of her smiling???? IT’S LIKE LOOKING INTO THE SUN shelbi is v v kind but that doesn’t mean she won’t go from 0 to 100 real quick, especially when she finds out someone has wronged you. like i’m def always 409380% ready to go to war from my friends but shelbi is even readier (yes that’s a word now) to go to war. she would probably rip a man’s spine out with her bare hand for me which is a quality that is super admirable and definitely a good trait to have in a friend. like if you’re friend wouldn’t draw blood for you, how good of a friend are they really yk anyway, anyway to stay on point shelbi is amazingly kind and fiercely loyal and she jumps out of windows all cavalier like and she’s the best 

imalicewhite ⟶ (aka y) !!!!!!!!!!! ok so shelby is one of those people that i had a super hardcore friend crush (and normal standard crush on but that’s still here) on for like a good number of months before i actually ever interacted with her. it was a really intense one too to the point where i would like froth with a lil bit of hate every time i saw her follow/interact with anyone who wasn’t me (keep in mind that i didn’t actually follow her on twitter and i made absolutely no effort to interact with her in any way shape or form so this was like a completely irrational thing i was doing) and then one day idk how it happened but i think caitlin introduced us and it was love at first sight [cue heart confetti falling from the sky] shelby is such a generous person and she’s always there to help u when u need help (like today for instance when she literally straight up saved my life i’m not kidding) and she’s probably my biggest cheerleader in life, whether it be encouraging my logan/veronica fanfiction or “jennie i am going to walk you through getting these student loans do not give up.” ALSO she’s in this disgustingly sickly vomitly high school sweetheart relationship that makes me want to drown her and give her cpr and then drown her again (seriously though her and bri are like something out of super sappy romcom where u go “nahh this would never be real” only it is real and it’s happening and she gives you little updates and u just want ur whole face to melt off) and yes ok i love her and i like her (i like her and i love her? idk)