imaprettypeacock replied to your post:i’ve just given up and started buying starbucks...
You’ve seen how many energy drinks I’ve downed in a day and I’ve been doing that for years and I’m not dead yet. ;P
THIS IS TRUE. YOU DO OKAY. :D
my boss who is in chicago most of the time (i have no idea what everyone's titles are, but he's the one who started this company, though his partner is the one i report to most of the time) sleeps less and drinks more energy drinks than anyone i've ever met. like i think he's probably a genius, but in that CHAOTIC ABSURD WAY that makes it hard for him to actually ever get anything done, so his solution is just working CONSTANTLY. he's like a human totally composed of That 3AM Allnighter Invincibility Feeling and he's like that all the time.
and i always know when he's going to visit our office because there will suddenly be like 10 5-hour-energy things and 20 cans of red bull in our fridge. i do not understand how he is alive either.