#imeanitsworking

[nevermorethecorporation]

I forgot to take out the cream cheese to let it warm/soften up for a recipe while I showered. There is now a full block of (wrapped, obviously) cream cheese under each boob for maximum heating (without overheating). I have found the 1 good use for having saggy tits 🤣.

This is a level of absurd that I felt only Tumblr could appreciate.