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[yasmin-khan]

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[captainswanbigbang]

CSBB: Magnificent and Furious

Posting for Magnificent and Furious by @imhookedonaswan, with artwork by @princesse-swan, is now complete!

Summary: After many years, rumors swirl that the Evil Queen is back and filled with more vengeance than ever. But instead of setting her sights on Snow White she goes for the thing Snow loves most, her beloved daughter Emma. For her own safety, Emma is to be transported to safety on an unassuming merchant ship, where she meets two indentured servants hoping for a way to find their freedom

Rating: T

On tumblr with embedded gifs: Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | Epilogue

Also read it read it on ao3!

Stand alone artwork: 1 

[distant-rose]

4, 8, 9, 21, 32, and 38?

4. How would you fix your least favorite character arc or storyline?

Make Rumple evil or good and just fucking commit. Stop with all of this wishy washy nonsense. Pick a fucking lane and stick with it. It was so tiresome. I was like “how do people still trust this motherfucker, he’s like a light switch.”

8. What are your feelings about the show’s concept of “true love” and/or TLK?

You mean the rare but also not rare most powerful love of them all? *yawn* I love a lot of the relationships and character dynamics but I’m not a big fan of the whole big true love concept. It’s strange dichotomy of too narrow and too vague. I didn’t know it was possible. Like it only familial or romantic love? It is possible for that love to fade? Do you get only one true love? I kinda want to know their thoughts on it and also I don’t? Because I don’t think they’re even thinking on my level as condescending as that sounds.

9. Which character arc was more like a line?

Henry. POOR HENRY. Literally exists to be a plot device and it’s painful. Develop your characters outside of their use, you morons. I don’t think I could be more salty on this point. 

21. What “plot hole” is not a plot hole at all and will the fandom shut up about it already?

Excellent question. I can’t think of one off the top of my head because I kinda just don’t pay attention to fandom vitriol anymore. I can’t. It’s too much time and wasted energy.

38. Most cringe moments?

Anytime they ignored the fact that Neal sent Emma to jail and pretended it was totally okay for that to happen. I’m not gonna let that go, guys. Like ever. I will harp on this for my next potential sixty years of living.

Ask me salty OUAT asks

[msgenevieve447]

imhookedonaswan reblogged your post and added:

I wrote about CS eloping instead of having a huge...

HOW VERY DARE YOU WRITE YOUR STORY THE WAY IT FELT RIGHT TO YOU?  

LOL.

The most annoying thing is that there was actually a very polite way of saying “Awww, I would have liked to have seen the wedding and David giving away the bride” without resorting to flaming the skin off your writer bones.  Sometimes being polite gets you an extra deleted scene, being a raging troll never does.  

[thelasttime]

Cats has no plot and literally one good song that I guarantee you've heard because it's the only cats song anybody ever hears and taylor probably isn't even going to sing that one sooooo

i just want taylor to live out her dream of becoming a cat 🤧

[thesschesthair]

Killian and David

Killian’s one of those that looks so scandalised and offended if someone else does it... but when he does it, he acts as if he didn’t and gets defensive if he’s called out. “Aye, what of it?” Like..  He’s gonna give Leroy a dirty look with a “Do you mind?” but then he’s tooting without looking up from his paper.

Why do I feel like David would be all regal with his? Like, he’s puffing out his chest, stern faced, releasing a ripple with a hearty cough and trying and failing to look guilty about it. 

[killianjonesaf]

imhookedonaswan replied to your post: just fyi the oscars are officially CANCELLED after...

girl im sorry but “remember me” deserved it

nope nope nope sorry that song is good and all but this is me is an actual ANTHEM 

[bisansastarks]

Sansa Headcannons? (For Sleepover Saturday)

I’m gonna do Modern AU. 

1. Sansa was actually unpopular in High School. She was too goody goody. Her fashion tastes were too prim. And she’d rather get lost in a medieval romance than go to a house party. She hung out with her family and that was fine with her. 

2. She writes fanfiction and it’s smutty as hell. No one would ever believe Sansa Stark could be that wild. 

3. Arya starts talking about feminism and Sansa gets super into it and runs political clubs in college. 

4. She ends up being a teacher because she can heavily empathize with anyone and wants to protect young girls so they don’t go through the shit she went through. 

5. She’s a yoga and pilates girl, but Arya makes her take a boxing class and she actually LOVES IT. And then one time she accidentally decks Jon when he sneaks up on her. 

6. She’s bi and she tells Robb first and she’s super worried he’ll see her differently but they just end up discussing cute girls at the bar. 

Robb: That blonde is into you. 

Sansa: no she’s into you!

The blonde is Margaery Tyrell and she’s into both of them.