(Jesus Christ it happened again. Mobile decided to not only publish the draft but also not save any of my edits. Pardon me if you see any appear)
(Oct 30: Put context about his sobriety in the beginning, as opposed to in the middle out of nowhere.)
Today I am compelled to talk about Joe 5. It may include things I already mentioned in a different post, but those were in the tags so if any of this seems like not new info, sorry about that.
ANYWAY
Joe 5. Also this gets long so bear with me.
Joe 5 (but you can use either Joe or 5) came from a complete set copy of "Joe`s basics joke game". He was relatively fine as a person, with highs and lows. He's a bit of a snark but it's usually lighthearted. He even realized he had a problem and got clean, though... Alcohol still kinda haunts him as a result.
At some point, he and his entourage found the Webspace. On that day, they were among two others - a copy of Denied's Basics (the 10th apparently), and the 82nd Dave, who was a rogue for some reason.
Things were alright until it was mentioned that there was a pre-existing Joe and company around, and whether or not they'd like to merge with him, and so on. 5 thought that was weird as Hell and said no. But his companions said yes.
This resulted in 5 distancing from them since they're "not my friends anymore", and "I don't even know them anymore". And from then on, he resented the idea of merging, and that damned "Joe 1" for being so Goddamn happy. What's he all smiley about, he thought. The fucker.
But at least he still had his school. His empty, ghost town of a school. He quickly realized he couldn't live alone in that so he started staying in a tiny apartment, which quickly became a mess because of his plummeting self-worth. If only he'd just gone with everyone else, this could've been avoided, he also thought. It's his punishment for going against the grain. Being different. Maybe even "defective". Well shit, let's be defective. Why not.
He would have his code and model changed so that his hair would grow naturally. Somewhere in his reasons for this was needing to feel responsible for something, so he wouldn't completely fall apart. And maybe having it would make him feel better, whether about himself, in general, or both. He recalled that he considered asking his player about it in the past, but never got the nerve. Better late than never, he tried to rationalize. That's what people say to forgive themselves, right?
But the shoulder-length he requested (and wavy to boot, he didn't realize he had that...) spiraled out of control and now reaches his waist. Of course he couldn't keep up the end of the deal he put upon himself. It really needs the trim, but he couldn't be assed to try, and it disgusts him. The only good thing was how it never tangled. Game magic shit or whatever. But regardless of that, he looked like a cryptid, and he felt like one too.
At this point, his only comforts was TV, eating, and sleeping. He didn't need to do the last two obviously, but it gave him something to do, a distraction. When he ate, he could focus on the taste and nothing else. When he slept, he would stop being able to drown in his thoughts, welcomed instead into nothingness. When he watched TV, it numbed him enough to stop caring.
But even in his lowest moments, he refused to give in to his old addiction of... That. Diving back into it would truly mean the end had come. He'd rather be tortured to the brink before he had a sip again. Even now. Especially now.
He rarely ever left the apartment, kept the lights off, curtains to the balcony closed, and didn't allow visitors. He rarely ever left his bed, in fact. Sometimes he'd lie there and daydream about leaving. To where? Who knows. But this place was so painful to live in because everyone else has it great and he's got nothing so it's like... Just leave. But where?
He'd ponder it. Maybe just go out that tunnel and see where the Internet busses take him. Leave it up to fate. Maybe he'll find a nice little NeoCities domain. That whole area's so fuckin' large, there had to be a place where even 5, a worthless piece of shit, could fit right in! Yeah...
But he never gets out of bed. Out of the apartment. To the entrance tunnel. To the bus stop. To NeoCities. He just lies there, thinking about it. And nothing happens.
One day, he realized he was running out of food. The only reason he'd ever leave his trash heap of an apartment. By this point it was a matter of looking presentable enough to go out into that bright, colorful, vapid world crafted by that... Uh, mask man, and his spooky associates. Or keep staring at the dump that is 5's living space and contemplate if he could live without the sensation of eating. He still had his two other trusty vices, is it okay to lose one?
But, fuck. He loved the instant noodles. The frozen meals. The rice cups he could drizzle a little soy onto. And all the other kinds of convenient, packaged stuff. Goddammit.
So, he stepped around the trash, and next he knew, he was out the door. Fine. Fine. Fine! He'll get so much, he'll never have to come out again!
But as soon as he was outside the building, hair almost encasing his torso like a shroud, something shifted. Today's the day he's going to leave. Yeah. He'll get this done, pack up, make a pitstop to Vincent's or whatever pretentious name that supernatural son of a bitch had, flip off the gaudy building, then head straight for the tunnel. If he had time, he might even egg that fucking place!
This is it! God, it'd been so long since he was excited. Genuinely excited. He wanted to hold onto this forever.
Mood improved, he carried on with his mission. He ignored the other shoppers, checking off everything he picked up from his list. It was one of his first lessons here, because how could anyone remember everything they needed? He sure couldn't.
Things were going fine, until... He bumps into someone. Baldina. And she single-handedly became the craziest thing to happen to him.
He barely recalled the conversation, but it led to her hiring him as an assistant at her school, despite his clear lack of qualifications. It seemed that like Mr. Strobe-bow-skis, she too had plenty of people under her thumb, in numerous positions. A whole network of them.
One of which, 5 got to meet while struggling pitifully with the coffee machine, just seconds away from having a breakdown right then and there. This guy called himself, er, "I'm never"? But one word. Okay sure whatever. And in spite of 5's threatening tones and verbiage, Imnever was patient enough to show him how to use the brewer. Even informed him of how Baldina takes her coffee.
So what's Imnever's story? Oh, he teaches art here. He's more of an animator by trade, but this suited him just fine. Huh. Well, still more impressive than anything 5's ever accomplished.
The three of them became friends. He wasn't sure how that was possible, but finally he had a reason to go outside more often, instead of stewing in his own suffering for weeks at a time. In fact, slowly that poor excuse of an apartment turned into something a little more decent. It wasn't super tidy, but if Imnever, Baldina, or both wanted to visit, finally 5 could and would allow it.
It got to a point where, one morning, they surprised him with a present. A motorcycle. Apparently the two had taken his daydreaming musings seriously, about how cool it would be to have one. Also, 5 had forgotten what day it was - his birthday.
He cried. He couldn't possibly accept this. He didn't know how to ride it. He'd ruin it or hurt someone. All the classic, self-depreciating excuses he was told he was using.
But, as Imnever said, what you don't know, you fear. Once you do, you don't. Frankly that sounded confusing, and yet, these types of phrases helped him get this far, so... Just accept the damn thing.
The helmet was really cool, but he had so much hair that it wouldn't be able to fit. At long last, he got the trim he had desperately needed; up to just below the shoulders. But Baldina did it for him. Almost ironic, but at this point, who cares?
He forgot how light his head felt after the excess was cut down. It was a nice feeling.
Once he actually tried to overcome that fear of failure and took the chance to learn something, he was surprisingly quick on the uptake. And before long, he was zooming down streets in that badass chopper of his.
Maybe the Webspace isn't actually so horrible. But, thinking that, he reminisced about that day, where he was so sure he was gonna leave this domain behind and start over somewhere else. He slowed to a stop in front of Infinite School or something like that. Hm...
And he gave that treacherous high-rise building the bird, laughing manically as he drove onward. Of course he was going to stick around nowadays, but it still felt right to do. And boy was it worth it.
Life here had finally looked up for 5. Until, well... The demon showed up. But that's a whole other fuckin' story.
"So, I heard something interesting on the telly recently-" Imnever tries to say, but Joe 5 interrupts him
"Why are you calling it 'the telly'" It's so weird to him.
Imnever pauses, then tries again, "I heard something interesting on the TV recently-"
"Nevermind, keep calling it 'the telly'," The other way sounded wrong coming from Imnever
Imnever's face strains, quivering with restraint, "I heard something interesting on the telly recently-"
"Well if you're gonna say it like that, then don't bother!"
"I swear to Roblox God, Joe..."
"Roblox God?" Joe chuckles lightly "What the Hell?"
Suddenly Imnever flips the table into the hallway, siezing Joe by the arm with such a grip that Joe immediately petrifies!! It's not a kokatsu this time because it's not Winter in this fic
"Get out of my house." Imnever tells him, with the angriest smile on his face.
The animator then drags him outside, in the dark and pouring rain, through the zen garden (my man's not zen rn) and throws him far, far out into the forest. Like wow you should've seen it
"You may return when you learn to accept me as I am." He calls out, then goes back inside, feeling like a weight has been lifted from his shoulders.
Minutes later, he realixes. Oh yeah. T'is raining like crazy. So he goes out and pulls Joe back inside, knowing how bad it would be to leave him out there like that, even if he was a rude shit
Imnever sighs dramatically, "You are like a sad, lost puppy" and throws a large towel at Joe. "Do not speak to me unless it's to apologize."
"Uh, okay-"
Imnever pokes him with a coy expression. "Mute." He says it like a command, and Joe can no longer make sounds. Idk if Imnever should be able to do this as I'm not sure if sound is merely an enhancer for animation or if sound is 🤝 to animation. But w/e
Imnever leaves for his room to sleeb in his futon. "Ah, peace and quiet at last," He smiles genuinely, curling up like cat tukced in bed like babby.
In the morning he finds Joe sitting in front of where the table was the previous night, phone laying in front of him. He's staring at it. Imnever reads the text on the screen
usernameidfk🌙 (@JOE_5) [10:54 PM]
i'm sorry, Imnever.
call it whatever the Hell you want.
The animator sniles and pats him on the shoulder. "Unmute. You are forgiven, Joe"
Joe screams at the top of lungs, "HOOOOOLY SHIT MAN DON'T DO THAT TO ME AGAIN OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKIN WEIRD!!!"
"You know, I mever really understood the whole 'merge' mechanic, either." Imnever says as he and Joe 5 sit at the kokatsu for tea at his house in the woods. He is also wearing a kimono :)
"Yeah, you too?" Joe 5 asks. If I have to always specify him as Joe 5 that will probably killy me because it sounds like a band
"Oh, but then again, I'm the only one here. No other mes have crossed over." The animator admits with a casual shrug.
Joe squints, "Bullshit." He did not believe
"It is true," Sighs Imnever, "And even if any more did come by, I've become so different that they probably wouldn't want to merge with me."
"For the best, amirite?"
Imnever nods in agreement. Then he opens his eyes. "But one day, there will appear another Imnever, Joe. Just know that he is an imposter."
The chime plays from the hit game ඞmogus.
Joe frantically looks for the source and finds nothing "Where the Hell did that come from?!"
