james *with a cat on his lap*: pads, how was your day?
sirius: why the fuck you have a cat?
james: was just wandering around, i picked this little dude up.
sirius *looks closely at the cat*: regulus arcturus black, get out of James’ lap.
james: Siri-.. It’s not Regulus.
sirius: It is. Oh i know Black when i see one. so please, cut it.
james*blushing*: It’s really just a cat.
sirius:
regulus *under the bed*: you are fucking blind loser

















