#imonegg

[pocketwatchesandtea]

21, 38, & 43

21: What I love most about myselfI really like my eyes :) They're super pretty~

38: My childhood career choiceI wanted to be a nurse, only because my mom is one.

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediatelyradekal because of reasons

[didthatbeautymakeyou]

imonegg replied to your post:cristian and i have such different opinions on snl...

yo jimmy fallon is one of my fave ppl ever (kinda a role model for me tbh) I’m on ur side and ready to fight

OKAY SAME. like all of his sketches on snl made me laugh so fucking hard and he seems so kind and to genuinely love talking to people. i love him so much. 

[certified-spooky]

bro all this torchwood stuff is making me Feel Things

i've been rewatching it for the last two days it's DESTROYING MY LIFE

AGAIN

[incorrectshakespeare]

Falstaff on the streets, Hotspur in the sheets.

Hal, Act II, Scene I

[offensiveagentpie]

"I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?" with newt/herm B)

Aw yeah!

Send me your Valentine’s Day prompts! :D

-oOo-

Newton lets out a frustrated shriek and Hermann cringes in the bathroom.

"Ugh!  I hate formal events," he groans, Hermann hears the bed creak as Newton flops down on it.  "I mean, I’m all for dressing up…but, how do you wear this?"

Hermann walks into the bedroom to see Newton flapping an untied bow tie like a flag above his head. 

"This is it, I surrender," he groans as it flutters.

Hermann presses his lips together in fond exasperation.  “Really, multiple Doctorates and you’re bested by a piece of fabric.”

Newton looks at him upside down.  “Har har, you’re a riot.  These things don’t make any sense!  Why can’t I just wear my clip on?”

"Because it has tiny kittens with sunglasses all over it," Hermann replies flatly, holding out his hand and cupping his fingers in a ‘give it here’ motion.

"That’s classy as hell, dude." Newton grins, rolling over to stand in front of Hermann as he gives him his tie.

"How dare I question your tastes?" Hermann’s voice is dripping with sarcasm as he begins to tie the tie.  Newton laughs and Hermann can feel his Adam’s apple bobbing against his knuckles.

"They’re not all bad, I’m dating you aren’t I?" he smirks.

Hermann smiles wryly and purposely pulls a little harder than necessary on Newton’s collar.  “Such flattery,” he murmurs pressing a quick kiss to Newton’s lips.

"What can I say?" Newton wrinkles his nose and smiles, giving Hermann a kiss of his own.  

((I continue to be so bad at ending drabbles holy cow))

[didthatbeautymakeyou]

imonegg replied to your post:o hmy god i just watched the newest always sunny...

this show is causing Dark Things to arise in me pls help

honestly same ???? im already so blown away by this season. how do ppl not see how smart this show is idgi 

[chuchukelsey]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT so this is my pacrimsecretsanta present for @imonegg which.... I can't tag you for some reason? but that's whatever, your prompt was cats and hermann and so here is hermann and cats. look at all those cats. look at that fuckin nerd with his cats. i was at a loss how to color it because coloring is hard so i broke out some old watercolors and had absolutely no idea what i was doing haha but it looks okay so here you go!!! Happy holidays friend!! (also i'm diggin your picture with mike wazowskis, I too have a variety of mike wazowskis and shed a tear when i realized we were kindred wazowski spirits :') )

[tsukimikurashita]

imonegg replied to your post:talk to me on skype about anything (preferably...

jk you’re not showing up!!!

look up dumpy snoopy? i tried to add u???