#incorrect shakespeare

[addiemilfgomery]

the most realistic thing about Doctor Who and Much Ado About Nothing is how men fall over trying to impress and appease Catherine Tate.

[dor-mp3]

Laertes had known Hamlet since they were born, and never really liked his drama — it might have reminded him of his father, Polonius. So when he learned that his sister was with the prince, the hate evolved, this is how I imagine an average dinner at Elsinore:

KING CLAUDIUS: So, Hamlet, how are your studies going?

HAMLET: I am contemplating the fact that the stars might be non-existent and just a projection of human goodness in the dark of the night, which is of course the venom of the man.

LAERTES: Dude what th-

OPHELIA: *kicking him under the table*

LAERTES: -the projection, yes, interesting...

LAERTES: *whispering to his sister*: Ophelia, what do you even like about this guy?

HAMLET: Also, I hate women.

OPHELIA: So you're breaking up with me?

LAERTES: So I can stop pretending that I like your man?

(don't even ask, I'm tired)

[frikheat]

Modern AU where Mercutio calls Tybalt a pussy just to piss him off

[incorrect-tyvolio-quotes]

Mercutio: Hey, do you know the password to Tybalt’s computer?

Benvolio: Fuck you, Mercutio.

Mercutio: Hey!!

Benvolio: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouMercutio".

Mercutio: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

[hamlet-shit-posts]

Hamlet: I'm a misunderstood genius.

Horatio: I've never seen 'danger to society' spelled that way.

[incorrectmacbeth]

Macbeth: We have to do something about Duncan… but what?

Lady Macbeth: Kill him.

Macbeth: That’s not who we are.

Lady Macbeth: Then why did you even ask?

[causeofchernobyl]

that one scene in hamlet

Hamlet: yeah we bros, but I’d let you bang me

Horatio: SIR!?

[wheretobuygoodurl]

Macbeth, actually: