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By popular demand, some spite, and a decent amount of shenanigans, I bring to you some merch!

Featuring Lieutenant Stabby the space Roomba and a motivational “Do aliens believe in me?” In mugs, stickers, masks, buttons, and more!

If this actually becomes popular I’ll add in more requested designs or item options. So stay tuned for more!

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The Pen Is Mighty

As I vocalize this report, the human I was paired with is currently doing... Something. I know that my role is to ensure that humanity is ready for the next wave of destruction on its way. However, pairing me with an adolescent female who appears unsuited as a mate according to her society is likely not the smartest idea. Pardon me, I am being summoned by the human. Continue in 5 minutes.

It would appear that this human is capable of imagining tortures unthinkable to our planet. It is not even physical. It is emotional warfare. And apparently, this adolescent female is accustomed to this pain. So are potential billions around this planet. But I was unprepared for this trauma. It has been two hours. The human, however, claims that she aided my recovery with chocolate. I am mildly skeptical of this. However, this brings new meaning to an ancient human phrase. "The pen is mightier than the sword." We must recruit humans as emotionally charged soldiers, waging war with the power of the pen. Signing off.