#imperial update

[valorousimperial]

Hello everyone, how’s things?

As for me, I am on the verge of tearing my air out, but it’s fine! I’m fine. I have beautiful babies and beautiful lovers and I watched three movies with my wrigglers and @hereticalsym69ls and his wrigglers.

And boy, do I not want to talk about how things are going here with the local area until they stop going to shit.

[valorousimperial]

My grub called me a chump. They can’t even call me daddy (they say debby) but they called me a chump!

The worst part is that they’re probably right.

[valorousimperial]

Plebert found the babies.

[valorousimperial]

I went back to work, stopped letting Karkat handle it and everything. He's been great, but he needs a break.

When I'm not doing that, I'm with my kids and lovers.

Urriel's lost some of his wiggler fat, Liosin's put on weight. Amolin is holding steady and they're not milling through their teeth as fast as they were.

Tiumia is speaking common!! They love songs about animals and their favorite one they've seen so far is a giraffe. Why? Who knows. I hate giraffes so much.

Dezzel, Kiirum, and Nahtie are still bundled up, but Lycori hasn't...they hatched two weeks late, but didn't start puparing two weeks after their siblings. I'm worried, but they seem healthy! Even Porrim's been less cold with them!

[valorousimperial]

How could the dumpster stranger just look like that

[valorousimperial]

I JUST REALIZED HE SAID CRABABILITIES.

A + DUDE.

[valorousimperial]

Having an absolute blast at the beach. Lilacc realized we missed my human birthday, which we celebrated last year, and so we caught fish and crabs and cooked up a really good stew to celebrate this year.

I've done some sand-sculpting and some sunbathing and stuff. It's been very relaxing.

[valorousimperial]

There’s a magazine in the west city right now doing a troll-on-the-street shoot for their fashion section...

Gods, I can’t wait for it to come out. It might be three or four perigees, but I’ll keep an eye out!!