Sanji would be such an annoying to watch white lotus female lead in a palace harem drama series. He’s the Mary Sue who’s too naive and kind and lets every other concubine step over him, trusts every woman in the palace he comes across, only wants to cook and feed the mice, gets slapped by a higher ranking concubine because him doing “servant’s work” is unseemly for royalty, gets fed poison weekly because others think he’s pregnant with the emperor’s heir, gets falsely accused and sent to cold palace for 5-6 episodes then gets promoted again, later revealed that he has some royal lineage from a faraway country, somehow becomes top bitch of the harem in the end because he’s too pure and true and kind or something
(This is assuming it’s an all-female harem if there are any male concubines in the mix he’d kick them Bollywood dramatic editing style)











