Dr. Stone Headcanons
Asking them silly questions
Their names as evil villains!
Hey so!
Hyoga : *nervous* Oh, no! Everyone, hide. Quickly.
Homura : Nothing scares Hyoga-sama more than Y/N's questions.
Ukyo : I guess they do pack a punch...
Senku : A punch of dumbassery, that is.
Rude.
Senku : Alright, my bad, my bad. Shoot your question at us.
Kohaku : Yeah! This time I'm prepared to jump the fence thrice and make 3 trips to home with level 3 starvation. Hit us with anything you want, Y/N.
Chrome : Scary. Women are scary.
Stanley : Are you sure she is a woman? Not a gorilla or something?
Kohaku : What the fuck did you say?
Gen : I'm not sure I'd be able to compete with Kohaku-chan but I'm ready as well.
Suika : For some reason, Gen is looking really evil and scary right now.
Ukyo : I think the absurdity of Y/N's questions challenged him as a mentalist... I'm not sure if I'm prepared, can I stay this one out?
Yuzuriha : ....Me too. *trying to sneak out*
Nope, everyone is participating.
Yuzuriha : Eeeeeep!
Ukyo : Be gentle with us, I guess...
Ryusui : Whatever it is, spit it out.
Tsukasa : Please proceed. You have our affirmation.
Xeno : Yeah, dear... Ask it away.
Suika : Sometimes Suika thinks they have the same personality..
Stanley : It's called having no personality.
So this one is kinda interesting... If you were to turn evil for 10 minutes, what would your villain name be?
Chrome : Damn, that's easy as hell! Stanley.
Kohaku : And I'll take Xeno.
Stanley : ....
Xeno : ....
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Strome : I wanna shoot people and smoke a cigarette SOOOO BAAAAAD!
Xehaku : Fuhaha! I'm the evil sciencer and I'll rule over the world.
—✧——
Luna : Uhh Imagining that was a bad idea.
Francois : Yup.
...Yep.
Ukyo : *scratching his chin* If I were a villain, huh? I'd want a cool name for myself like....
Luna : The Night Whisperer.
Ukyo : Uhm?! As much as I like the name, I think it's leaning more on the seductive side...
No, no, it's perfect. You brainwash people by seducing them at night.
Ukyo : Haha. If you say so!
Gen : I don't think we were supposed to know this.
Kohaku : God knows what else he's hiding behind that innocent face.
Nikki : Hella things. Anyway, I will be the Gossip Girl.
And what evil crimes would you commit, Nikki?
Nikki : Expose everyone's crushes here.
Tsukasa : That does sound pretty evil, yes.
Gen : Somehow, I feel Luna-chan is more suited for that deed...
Luna : Hah, I'd be the Surgeon of Death.
Senku : 10 billion percent the patient will die after a surgery performed by you.
Gen : So mean, Senku-chan...
Where's the lie, though?
Tsukasa : The Fist of Judgment.
*everyone in the 5 metres radius just unconsciously flinched*
Yuzuriha : That....sounds.....scary....
Tsukasa : Really? Should I tone it down a little?
Suika : *clinging to Kohaku* Suika wants to go back home!
Ukyo : You could also interpret it as a Hero name... it has a nice ring to it.
Stanley : Kids these days. *lights his ciggie* I'll be the Silver Phantom.
Gen : Any reason to be Silver specifically? Hm? Hm hm hm hm hm? Hmmmmmm?
Stanley: It suits me.
It sure does, Stan!
Gen : Huh, I see. I'll be the illusionist. Manipulate people's memories as much as I please.
Suika : He's back with his evil grin...
Senku : Suits a mentalist. Me personally, I'll take Dr. Destruction.
Kohaku : And what are you going to destroy?
Magma : Especially with that twig-like body.
Gen : Science is capable of destroying great things, Magma-chan...
Senku : *giggles maniacally* All I need is 10 minutes.
I'm scared.
Chrome : (menacingly) If Senku's Dr. Destruction, then I'll be the Dr. Explorer.
Hyoga : Ah yes, a Dora is all we needed with us here.
What about you, Hyoga?
Hyoga : I'll be the—
Kohaku : Spear Twirler.
Chrome : Masked Maniac.
Suika : Stabby Stabby.
Luna : Rude old guy.
Francois : All of them fit.
Hyoga : ...I'm not that old.
Lies and Deceit.
Ryusui : Haha! An evil version of me would be as majestic as the normal version of me. I'll be the Luxurious Tyrant.
Minami : When are you not evil?
Senku : That tracks.
Ukyo : Baseball, huh?
Ryusui : Hmm, no I change my mind. Something more grand. I'll be The Captain Capitalist.
Gen : That is somehow worse.
On point.
Yuzuriha : Somehow I fear the day he turns evil, even if it's just for 10 minutes.
Xeno : Capitalism, combined with his greed. That too, evil. The outcome wouldn't be very elegant.
Francois : Greed equals Justice.
Yuzuriha : Taiju-kun, how about you?
Luna : No, no, no, no... I can never imagine him being evil.
that's the fun of this question
Senku : The blockhead would die before committing anything evil. Ask better questions.
Taiju : Dr. Xeno, what would be your evil name?
Senku : Old man's name already sounds evil enough.
Kohaku : And he is balding.
Chrome : He also has a BADLY huge X mark on his forehead.
Kohaku : Hmm, I wonder if the balding hair exists to accommodate the X mark. For theatrics.
Chrome : Wouldn't it have better effect if he was completely bald?
Tsukasa : They are suddenly having a very serious conversation about a NASA scientist's hairline.
Xeno : ....
Stanley : I wish death upon all of you.
Hyoga : Me too.
Except for me, right!?
Stanley : Especially you.
Senku : This question wasn't as bad as previous ones. 10 billion points for trying.
