#impoose

[boysofhyrule]

Sneezing

Impa returns from her morning run and sees that part of the temple is destroyed with slash marks

Impa:what is the goddess’s name.. GROOSE! WHERE ARE YOU!

Groose from the corner of the room cowering behind a shield

Groose: over here

Impa: WHAT HAPPENED I WAS GONE FOR A HOUR! WHY IS MY TEMPLE DESTROYED!!

Groose points at the child sized Fi sitting in the middle of the room

Impa: yes what about her?

Groose: well the temple was starting to get dusty so I started to dust and when she walked in the dust got in her nose and she sneezed and well-

As he explained, child sized Fi sneezes shooting’s out a sword beam destroying the pillar behind Impa and cutting off her hair braid

Impa: oh..scoot over

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HELPING

Groose is cutting vegetables in the temple’s kitchen

Impa: have you seen the child?

Groose: yeah, she wanted to help me cook

Impa: Groose, how is she helping?

Groose: chopping vegetables

Impa: groose please tell me that your not using the weapon that will seal darkness and be links main source of protection to chop vegetables?

Groose: No?

Fi from a knife sized sword in Groose hand: No!

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Now there’s 2 of them!

Impa: What did you do!

Groose:Nothing I swear!

Child sized Fi: Nothing I swear!

Impa: Then why is Fi here? Turns to Child sized Fi How are you here?

Groose: I don’t know!

Child sized Fi: I don’t know!

Impa: How do you not know? You know everything!

Child sized Fi: Turns to groose

Groose: What?

Child sized Fi: Turns back to Impa What?

Impa: She’s just copying whatever you say! What did you do!

Groose: Pffft no she’s not that would be stupid!

Child sized Fi: Pffft no she’s not that would be stupid!

Groose: With a face of realization oh no this could be a problem.

Child sized Fi: With a face of pure adoration oh no this could be a problem!

Impa: Hitting her head slowly on a pillar Hylia give me strength there’s two of them

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Impa: it’s quite, too quite. Groose what are you doing?

Groose: nothing!

Impa: …

Groose: …

Impa: Groo-

Groose: hypothetically how many bomb fruit do you think it takes too-

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Groose: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Impa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Groose: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Groose AU: Portal arc PT 2

Impa and dave where standing in front of the portal in the garden

Impa: So your saying he went through this??

Dave: Yep

Impa: I have to go after him dont I?

Dave: Yep, but I’m going to go with you!

Impa: Dave you don’t have to-

Dave: It’s no worry just need to tell the wife *chirp chirp*

A few seconds later a large shadowy figure flys in

Impa: Dave who’s that?

Dave: My wife Tasha

standing in front of them stands a 8 foot tall bird woman

Tasha: Look you better bring souvenirs back for the children and you better not get hurt, no need to relive your glory days!

Dave: Of course honey

Impa: Alright then, I guess here we go

With Dave on her shoulder Impa steps into the portal

——Meanwhile with Groose——

Groose: Soooo basically your telling me that Link and Zelda appear repeatedly throughout time and that there are separate time lines but some lady who was simping on this eras Link became evil in the hopes to what? Get with Link?

Lana: Basically yeah

Groose: That’s dumb

Randall: FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE AGREES!

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Groose AU: Hair

Impa wait impatiently outside the bathroom tapping her foot

Impa: Groose can you hurry up? What’s taking so long??

Groose: Just give me 10 more minutes

Impa: WHAT? How? What is taking you so long that you need to spend an hour in the bathroom?

Groose: My hair

Impa: by the goddess that’s absurd! How can your stupid hair take so long?

Groose opens the door and half his hair was dripping down and covering his left eye

Groose: First off don’t insult the hair. second, you can’t rush perfection