It’s an impossible job of lovin’ me cuz I’m a nightmare wrapped up in candy, I look so sweet but too much of me and you’ll get sick

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It’s an impossible job of lovin’ me cuz I’m a nightmare wrapped up in candy, I look so sweet but too much of me and you’ll get sick
the impossible job
MANCHESTER, England (AP) — The so-called impossible job proved to be just that for David Moyes. Source: Associated Press
It was like any other impossible job, you got tired and you wanted to quit and then you got more tired and forgot to quit, and the minutes didn't move, you lived forever inside of one minute, no hope, no out, trapped, too dumb to quit and nowhere to go if you did quit.
From "A couple of winos" in: South of no north. 2003. Ecco.
Choosing a Football Manager
I'm sure someone must have suggested this but there is just one certain way of selecting the best candidate for the 'impossible job', England football manager.
It is a proven metric of many years standing that is a comprehensive test of keyskills necessary to manage a football team of variable quality...
Surely the high scores from all the different platforms are stored on a server somewhere. A quick scan for those with the highest scores - possibly cross-referenced against how long they been playing the game (after all consistency counts too) - and there are all your front-runners.
But the downside is that the dugout would have to be redesigned so as not to scare the new England manager. Or perhaps a portable system?
Trying to explain what a GIF is or any tumblr phrase to someone in real life.
One of the hardest things you will ever have to do.