#impractical weaponry

[yuriartillery]

new weapons to arrive from our nominal allies, the british tomorrow! i sure hope this time it isn't a silly spring mechanism to lob a grenade a few metres.

[yurinavy]

mobile suit pilot who hates rollercoaster rides

[solanumdulca-mara]

Sometimes the best part of being a DM is letting your players come up with absolutely wild items, even when you know you'll regret it at some point.

Case and point:

Banana gun. At any given time, this player has 2 bananas in her bag. One is an actual banana. The other is a gun in disguise. A coin flip determines which one she grabbed.

[yuriartillery]

my proposal for the transatlantic mortar isn't absurd and unreasonable. the diagrams of it sinking into the centre of the earth due to its incredible mass are blatantly exaggerated. in fact, they are malicious smears on my good standing as an artillery officer! of course i accounted for the corroilois effect when submitting the designs, do you think im an idiot???

[yuriartillery]

"overkill" as you're accusing me of is actually bourgeois ideology meant to deny proletarians the simple pleasure of obliterating monuments to capitalistic excess and the capitalists that built them in the same instant

[yuriartillery]

trick or treat!! :>

railgun! behold, a colossal failure of material sciences and energy production that haunts the US navy to this day. damn planes

[yuriartillery]

i am average british infantry innovation i am powered by spring and or springs and my number one (#1) desire in the whole wide world is to eat as many crown subjects' fingers as possible

[yuriartillery]

trick or treat, please, miss demon princess

for you, one of my oldest and stauchest allies

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