#impulsesv minecraft

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Tango: Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Zedaph: They do.

Impulse: Why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?

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Ren: Do you all think lava would taste spicy?

Tango, whispering: Please don’t eat lava.

Impulse, reading a book: You do you, Ren.

Impulse: Actually, since is made of molten rock, it would probably taste very bland and dusty.

Ren: Thank you so fucking much, Impulse, you understand me like no one else.

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Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.

Impulse, as Keralis’s lawyer, suffering: Your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to his sentence.

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Ren: *rolls around the grassy area of the hippie commune and accidentally knees Impulse in the ribs*

Impulse: ow

Impulse: you kneed me

Grian, thinking about the machines they need: yeah man we need you 

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Zedaph: Never microwave a capri sun.

Impulse: What did you do?

Zedaph: I microwaved a capri sun.

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Ren: Remember to drink water, babes! 

Impulse: No.

Ren: Then become the dirt I walk on.

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Impulse: Zed, add 'zucchini' to that shopping list.

Zedaph: *writing* Z-U-K-

Tango: Nope.

Zedaph: Z-O-O-K-

Impulse: No...

Zedaph: Let's get corn instead.

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Zedaph: You know what they say, out of sight, out of mind

Impulse: That saying works until you see a spider and lose sight of it

Tango: You know what they say. . . out of sight, burn the house down