#tangotek minecraft

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Bdubs, to a boomers after getting blown up by tnt: What can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible.

Tango: You mean irresistible.

Bdubs: No.

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Ren: Do you all think lava would taste spicy?

Tango, whispering: Please don’t eat lava.

Impulse, reading a book: You do you, Ren.

Impulse: Actually, since is made of molten rock, it would probably taste very bland and dusty.

Ren: Thank you so fucking much, Impulse, you understand me like no one else.

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*TEAM ZIT texting*

Zedaph: A theif.

Impulse: Thief?

Zedaph: Theif.

Tango: I before E.

Tango: Except after C.

Zedaph: Thcief.

Impulse: No.

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Tango: a whiskey for me and uh...he’ll have a capri sun

Zedaph: Tango, i’m 28 years old.

Zedaph: i can order my own capri sun.

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Impulse: I’m the most responsible in the group.

Tango: You literally just lit the kitchen on fire.

Impulse: Yeah, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Zedaph: Tango, can we stop at McDonald's?

Impulse: Zed, I'm making dinner at home.

Zedaph, starts crying: I HATE THIS FUCKIN' FAMILY

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Impulse: okay so olive oil is made from olives, right?

Tango: yeah

Zedaph: then baby oil-

Impulse: STOP

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Zedaph: Hey Tango, I'm having trouble opening this jar.

Tango: That's because it's a can.