#incorrect hermitcraft

[evolutiononthebrain]

Pearl: Don’t worry, I have a few swords up my sleeves

Impulse: I think you mean tricks?

Gem: She did not

Pearl, pulling her sword out of her sleeve: I did not.

[puppetmaster13u]

Mumbo, looking around: Oh no- Oh dear- Mumbo: Nobody move, I seem to have lost Grian- Mumbo: He’s very tiny and blends in with the crimsonwood-

[heidi-n-d]

Hermits as things my fellow high schoolers and I have said, part 2

Ren: Hello, yes, how much would it cost to purchase one Jack Black?

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Impulse: *points to Scar* There are some people you can trust with a Snickers, but not your life, *points to Pearl* there are some people you can trust with your life but not a Snickers, *points to Mumbo* there are some people who you can trust about anything, and then there's Grian

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Joe, about Cleo: I know you're a redhead, so your soul is filled with sass, but calm down, girl

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Mumbo, distraught: I am a tube...of noodles

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Iskall: *sees Etho* Oh, no! Not Canada!

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Cleo: It's only $15.99 a month to live, so pay up!

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Xisuma: no shenanigans while I'm gone

EX: you have too much faith in me

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Grian: If we put our heads together, our combined braincells can equal half the number of a normal person's

Scar: and we'll get another concussion!

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Zedaph: Make good choices? Why?

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Gem: wait for me!

False: are you slow because you're a ginger?

Gem: NO, IT'S BECAUSE MY LEGS ARE SHORT!!!

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Wels: I've taken 12 advil at once, so I'm not weak

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Bdubs: I've come to the conclusion that the universe was created on a Wednesday

Tango: how many Wednesdays ago?

Bdubs: at least 4

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Keralis: comic sans is so beautiful!

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Doc: You just gotta say I'm taller than you, so, therefore, I'm better

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xB: it's just me, causing problems, like always

hypno: we love problems!

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part 1

[goodvibesprompttime]

Mumbo; Sign here

Grian; Why?

Mumbo; Sell your soul to me so much can regain my humanity

Grian; oh, why didn't you just say so [signs] I got several

Mumbo; Wow, that was ea- what?

Grian; Do you want that soul in green or blue?

[give-grain-rights]

Grian: What is love?

Cleo: An emotional minefield.

Xisuma: A neurochemical reaction.

Scar: Baby don't hurt me-

[oriandcate]

xisuma: back in my day, pvp meant you had a sword in one hand, a fishing pole in the other, and you spam clicked both.

bdubs: okay xisoomer.

[crypty]

Mumbo: and I think it goes without saying, if I die with all of this stuff on me then I’m going to yeet myself out the window. Or as an intellectual would say, defenestrate myself

[platonicgrianandreader]

Grian: Is the pink panther a lion

Mumbo: Say that again but slower

Grian: Is the pink panther a lion

Mumbo: It's a panther

Grian: Is it a lion though?

Mumbo: what

Grian: It’s a, panther but is it a lion though

Mumbo: It’s just a panther??

Grian: Panther’s a coloration though

Mumbo: What??